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By fmll - 17/12/2011 13:17 - Norway

Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 05:04

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

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By Jennagirl - 12/10/2009 14:03 - Australia

Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML

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By angry girlfriend - 25/08/2014 03:27 - United States - West Harrison

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 00:51 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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zingline89 18

Saturday 17 December 2011 19:12

Well he'll sure have blue balls now

iSnortWaffles 7

Saturday 17 December 2011 19:09

It could be from someone else in his family.

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thejedi08 10

Sunday 18 December 2011 9:52

did he text the wrong girlfriend?

kateheartswaffle 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 10:26

Hey, free bra.

VoteForTaco 8

Sunday 18 December 2011 11:27

Maybe it's his 64 year old girlfriend her bra e.O

doonerz 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 17:00

Oh, thats mine!

imratedG 5

Sunday 18 December 2011 19:17

Maybe it's his moms xD

TheDoors_fml 2

Sunday 18 December 2011 19:41

Maybe it's his mom's?

Herpinandderpin 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 22:56

Maybe he is color blind?

cbchuckbass 5

Monday 19 December 2011 1:06

90 bux is not that much! Live with it

786voodoo 6

Monday 19 December 2011 3:58

Of course you don't have the blue bra. You left it at his place. :P

Pscow 0

Monday 19 December 2011 4:07

Ouch :-S

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