Love: Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on...

By Anonymous - 09/01/2012 02:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 09:58 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend found a take-out menu under my bed. It's probably been there for months. He looked at it and said, "Well, that explains a lot." FML

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Plot twist

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

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By lamortdeshommes - 28/06/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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By Eet- - 13/10/2011 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

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By k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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I'm surprised

By Anonymous - 29/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML

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steviesnm 6

Monday 9 January 2012 8:52

Do you have a dog? They're pretty good at leaving surprises on driveways also.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 9 January 2012 8:55

Not quite a new Lexus?

Comments

ShatteredRubiks 16

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:11

Pre-dinner mayo, it's good for you!!

L_Lovegood 19

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:53

Hey, that WAS special. How many girls do you think get mayo in their driveways from the loved one? And it indeed sounds like you were surprised, too ;-)

almostalbino 10

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:36

Code for: Woman, get in the kitchen where you belong and make me a sammich.

Egao_fml 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:46

I'm watching Cheapskates right now, oh irony.

mrszane93 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 13:02

Haha. That show was disturbing tonight. I think I'd rather have packs of mayonaise from my boyfriend at a random time than wilted flowers, a teapot (both from the trash), animal crackers, and a kids squishy head toy from my husband on our 25th year anniversary. Idk how she pits up with it. I have one thought but.... Probably not a great factor in their lives anymore.

fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:11

he's the best!

kitsune3 20

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:19

I would be amused and find it kind of cute. Then again, I happen to be somewhat addicted to mayo. I slather it all over my sandwiches lol. So I'd be like "YEAH! You brought me effin mayo! I love you, man!"