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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By SayItToMyFace - 11/11/2015 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

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Wrong place, wrong time

By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 04:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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Broken

By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

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By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 23/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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nomad542 4

Sunday 8 April 2012 12:01

that's when you just accidentally break something on the car.....

LaColombianita 26

Sunday 8 April 2012 12:02

A real man would have at least given you a ride back home. That was pretty rude of him. I guess he just didn't want it to be awkward though.

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DCthe2ND 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 15:10

You mean your ex boyfriend lol

Havin 19

Sunday 8 April 2012 15:11

What a douche. Least he would have done was drop you off home. Sorry OP.

Havin 19

Monday 9 April 2012 1:32

*could. My bad.

Acaprice14 9

Sunday 8 April 2012 15:56

She probably got pissed and got out herself..

krewer21 1

Sunday 8 April 2012 16:00

That was a low life thing! I don't condone retaliation like keying cars but I hope get some closure.

williamcarter93 13

Sunday 8 April 2012 16:24

I find it funny that so many people say "Vandalize his car!"...like that would somehow be any better

mocress 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 16:35

It's okay mine broke up with me in myrtle beach now I have to drive 3 hours back in the same car

jose18 3

Sunday 8 April 2012 17:39

Ydi for dating a douche bag

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 8 April 2012 19:09

We don't know anything else about OP's relationship besides the break up, calm down. Don't assume...

ScarletBloom 14

Sunday 8 April 2012 18:27

If you cheated his feelings I don't see any pitiness in you. If it's the other way round, this douche bag must get his balls kicked real hard.

icallbullshit 3

Sunday 8 April 2012 20:38

So wait, Do women deserve a kick to the genitals for being unfaithful, I would pay to see that lol

ScarletBloom 14

Monday 9 April 2012 5:22

Only if guys cut off their that little thing. Thats an exceptional case for guys to kick our genitals.

icallbullshit 3

Monday 9 April 2012 8:06

Could you please repeat yourself? Didn't get what you were trying to say

dmi0329 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 19:16

I think the real question is how far did she have to walk? A few miles? Asshole. A few feet? meh. Sorry about the getting dumped part though. XD

robyn101 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 19:47

Looks like it's time to do some damage to that car of his.

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