By mynameiscrazy - 08/07/2012 01:42 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to make me dinner surrounded by a candlelight setting. By the time I got home, we had 7 firefighters surrounding our house. Turns out one of the candles fell on the carpet and lit up the curtain as well. FML
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No, this happened in Australia, and no it was not featured on the news of any sort. It happened on 30 June 2012, aha.

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Top comments

unknown_user5566 26

I bet you were both concentrating on the practice of safe sex for the evening. Little did you know, fire safety would have been more practical.

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whatsup215 0

He wanted to heat things up I see ;)

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Comments

comedybreak 20

LOLOL. Your boyfriend is an idiot, that's the real FML. FYL

GovernorGeneral 8

1- And you're the real FML to existence.

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boofgall 16

It always sounds ridiculous to me when it's more than just "lol".

24 1
yahoowizard 16

Yeah, because smart people never make mistakes

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AbstraktThoughts 13

Fyl, but be grateful! At least your bf tried :) most guys wouldn't even bother to do that. Haha just tell him you'll do the cooking from now on.

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TinyEMT 6

How is he an idiot? People make mistakes..at least he TRIED to make a cute gesture. He had good intentions, and that's what matters.

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Forlorn420 9

Someone always has to complain about the first comment.. Not everyone is a comedian

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simonsaysYDI 8

48 - It doesn't need to be funny, it would just be nice if the first comment wasn't anything along the lines of, "wow that sucks, you/he/she is stupid". It's not that hard to at least make your comment ORIGINAL, even if it's not the best comment that could be posted for the FML.

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mylifesucks_fml 1

46- exactly! and maybe theyll laugh about it one day... maybe... way down the road, but it was still really cute!

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unknown_user5566 26

I bet you were both concentrating on the practice of safe sex for the evening. Little did you know, fire safety would have been more practical.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Don't those two usually go hand in hand?

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unknown_user5566 26

For those of us who are adventurous in their sexual endeavors, yes. Hot wax, anyone? ;)

21 2
a563 3

I love that you just randomly brought sex into this, you naughty dirty girl!

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bizarre_ftw 21

Oh come on! Sex was already in the picture begging to be brought out

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doctorhook86 24

Was gonna say something about "heating up their love life" but I see my friend kyleekay has already been much more specific.

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unknown_user5566 26

Doctor, you mean we're friends? No jokes? I don't know how this day could get any better! ;)

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whatsup215 0

He wanted to heat things up I see ;)

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unknown_user5566 26

Burn baby, burn! Maybe he shouldn't take things so literally next time. ;)

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

It would be so ironic if they were stress release candles.

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Mahtari 19

The guy was just trying to do something nice. Sucks that he ****** up, OP.

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Neorecon19 18

It was the thought that counted, and now it's the insurance company counting how much more OP will be paying them!

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unknown_user5566 26

Oh, hell yeah. Sexy fire-fighters coming to my rescue? I'm in. ;)

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ashtay01 5

WHAT DOES OP STAND FOR!!!

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s0m3guy2010 21

In your case, it stands for ostracized poster.

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Krirn 21

Did you really have to use Cap Locks and Exclamation Points?

24 1
GovernorGeneral 8

Forgot you question marks, boy.

13 0
b0ngs 7

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT US THROUGH CAPS LOCK

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skullofdarkness 18

I always thought it meant "other person" ...oh well, close enough... :P

3 0
Codezlol 21

It stands for Jack Sparrow. The L is silent.

34 0
BunchieRules 31

Don't be fooled. It obviously stands for Ostrich Pickles.

7 1
_wraith 15

Huh, I was told it was for Orangutan Penis.

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aleeshttylXD 9

Obese Penguin

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mischiefkel 17

105- I was wonderin the same thing so I tried this amazing new tool called GOOGLE. But I'll save you the trouble. SMH-shake(ing) my head.

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bocshi83 1

awwww that is sweet though...he tried! give him kuddos..your not the first couple to have gone through this

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BeforeItWasCool 12

No, many a couple come home to find their home a smouldering wreck. Perfectly common.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

At least you know he's burning with passion for you.

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CastielJ 6

Makes a whole lot more sense now when your boyfriend asked you "Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?"

15 1
whatsup215 0

"Gotta let it burn" -Usher ... I knew that song had meaning for something ...

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