Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on... - FML

By RainCl0ud - 27/08/2011 06:08 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML

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RainCl0ud 22

Wednesday 2 March 2016 12:13

OP here. This man is my husband now, and all these years later, he still tries to bite me every now and then. It doesn't happen often enough for me to discuss it with him and I don't want to embarrass him when it does happen. It doesn't hurt but I just don't enjoy it.

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ciarafox9 9

Saturday 27 August 2011 13:01

Why would he think that's a good idea?

Midrash 5

Saturday 27 August 2011 13:03

Maybe he wanted to try something he saw on twilight

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punkrocker092 0

Monday 5 September 2011 5:13

Why the hell did he think that was a good idea?

Nexus_surgeon 7

Thursday 15 September 2011 0:32

Duh,such a bad boy.In russian it will be - По пизде ладошкой.

noelle247 4

Saturday 17 September 2011 15:14

hahahahahh :')

ilovenutella10 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 3:51

Ew man. You should have been like "easy tiger ;)" and then screamed out in pain.

PedoPancakes 7

Friday 20 January 2012 1:40

How lovely ;) we all need a little fun :P

LoserGirlZombie 1

Saturday 23 June 2012 12:42

dig ur heel into his side like he's a horse, i gotta break him, and I got a camper lol

sheerem 7

Tuesday 3 July 2012 3:52

Ouch! Well they are called roast beef curtains…

ya_momma 4

Friday 3 August 2012 2:11

Ow, that made me feel for you..

sugarbear0727 19

Thursday 17 January 2013 18:22

He probably just bit too hard. Me and my boyfriend both enjoy being bitten down there, but you have to start off with a soft bite and just slowing apply pressure. See if he likes it, and tell him next time to bite softer.

sugarbear0727 19

Thursday 17 January 2013 18:27

When you're horny, and when you're in love, you have a way higher pain tolerance.

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