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By RainCl0ud - 27/08/2011 06:08 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML

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RainCl0ud 22

Wednesday 2 March 2016 12:13

OP here. This man is my husband now, and all these years later, he still tries to bite me every now and then. It doesn't happen often enough for me to discuss it with him and I don't want to embarrass him when it does happen. It doesn't hurt but I just don't enjoy it.

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ciarafox9 9

Saturday 27 August 2011 13:01

Why would he think that's a good idea?

Midrash 5

Saturday 27 August 2011 13:03

Maybe he wanted to try something he saw on twilight

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ans15 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 2:34

You should have kicked him.

bloodypanda 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:27

chill out:) alot of people do it. but don't let him rip the crap out of your lips 0.o

hyden121 2

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:57

Ouch...

Mike2514 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 5:35

he must be French

lolol_BKYCHO 3

Sunday 28 August 2011 5:39

I'm not okay with that.

HJ0HN50N 4

Sunday 28 August 2011 7:21

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PocketRockette 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 8:23

Heres what u do......introduce the tip of his dick to ur chompers......that totally sexy......mwuhaahahaha

BGK9481 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 8:31

i would love to try new things with you.

captainfalcon7 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 8:46

Tell Edward to settle down!

jennah1993 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 8:49

Um where did he actually bite u

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