Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on... - FML

By RainCl0ud - 27/08/2011 06:08 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML

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RainCl0ud 22

Wednesday 2 March 2016 12:13

OP here. This man is my husband now, and all these years later, he still tries to bite me every now and then. It doesn't happen often enough for me to discuss it with him and I don't want to embarrass him when it does happen. It doesn't hurt but I just don't enjoy it.

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ciarafox9 9

Saturday 27 August 2011 13:01

Why would he think that's a good idea?

Midrash 5

Saturday 27 August 2011 13:03

Maybe he wanted to try something he saw on twilight

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ph8eyerucker 3

Tuesday 26 March 2013 22:06

Thats awesome!!

heliophobia 13

Tuesday 15 October 2013 7:40

Dear god, I was in pain just reading this.

alienGirlscout 5

Wednesday 7 May 2014 10:35

I really don't mind pain at all - in fact, I enjoy it - but I still expect my partner to ask me before just springing something like that on me D: Augh.

magnetic_aura 26

Thursday 2 October 2014 8:21

Ooowww, what the heck?! Why would he think that would be fun for you. I hurt just thinking about it. Sorry, OP!

bassfisher100 23

Tuesday 31 March 2015 4:21

this made me laugh

Zaayuro 9

Tuesday 9 June 2015 4:34

oooh that must've felt so dam weird

8313girl 28

Friday 25 September 2015 4:17

I didn't realize so many of you liked that sort of thing. Personally, that shit hurts and I've had to get on a few guys. SHE is sensitive and only likes to be licked. But definitely not knocking you kink freaks out there. If it feels good to ya, then keep on doing it til ya satisfied.

RainCl0ud 22

Wednesday 2 March 2016 12:13

OP here. This man is my husband now, and all these years later, he still tries to bite me every now and then. It doesn't happen often enough for me to discuss it with him and I don't want to embarrass him when it does happen. It doesn't hurt but I just don't enjoy it.

theFickleFinger 24

Friday 18 March 2016 16:41

Congrats on the marriage and for probably setting an FML record for longest time between posting an FML and responding to it!

HeavyWeaponsGuy 21

Friday 7 October 2016 21:16

Congra- aw someone beat me to it, well still ,congrats on the marriage!

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