By lonelyinlondon - 21/08/2009 02:06 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend threw me a going-away party. During the party, I caught him in my bedroom hooking up with my friend because "you're leaving soon anyway so it doesn't matter." I'll only be gone for 6 weeks. FML
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katherinebby17 28

dump his ass

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rockmyworld 0

yeah, seriously, he's an idiot! dump him if you haven't already and then... key his car egg his house tell everybody his (and her) deepest secrets 'accidentaly' push him in into the thames send hate mail or, just take the high road and forget about him. he's not worth it

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iFruit 0

dcstream, I didn't know Botswana actually existed! Anyway, no one threw you a party 'cause you're not special. Sorry, pal!

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theycallmenell 0

When your gone hook up with a really amazing guyvand send that jackass pictures :p

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TotalPandamonium 2

Don't totally blame the friend. From what he said if he didn't sleep with the friend he would have slept with some one else. I'd have kicked them both out of the house with out letting them get redressed and told them to never come back.

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moonlight_daze 8

YDI for abandoning him for six whole weeks.

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IambecomeRAWR 0

Your logic fails. Spectacularly. Please never get into a relationship with anyone.

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BritishHobo 0

What an idiot! Hmm, I want to cheat on my girlfriend. Where shall I do it? Oh, I know! At HER party, in HER house, while SHE'S there! Brilliant. She'll never ever find out!

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BritishHobo 0

Also, he's a dick. As is your friend. At least with six weeks away, you won't have to see him.

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avoidthegirl 6

I would've casually said, "oh, in that case, you two might want to go get tested because I found these funny red bumps the other day..." Assholes only deserve other assholes, and it looks like these two are made for each other. What kind of best friend pulls that shit?!

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dramakat11 0

Did you slap that ************?

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Nightmare1 0

dumb that asshole

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thecoldhardtruth 0

every1 just wants to crucify the bf here but i think he deserves a devil's advocate. hes only a realist how long can u jack off while still technically haveing a gf before that shit gets boring? he was just gettin a head start on the pussy he'll be having cuz ur not there.

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annamg 0

I'm going to assume you've never been in a relationship. Just because your partner isn't present, doesn't mean you can "get all the pussy," as you charmingly worded it.

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thecoldhardtruth 0

whos post would u be referring to? i dont ever recall saying "get all the pussy." he just needs what he just needs no more no less

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lmmmr 0

That's not true at all. No one NEEDS to have sex with another human being. There are other means of stimulation that make celibacy perfectly possible. Especially for 6 weeks. Grow up before you speak.

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