By Reeen - 03/06/2016 22:29 - United States - Pittsboro

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
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JonBall 17

Just go back to the house and take all the alcohol you bought. It is yours as you said you bought it.

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may14th 26

And take the booze back and trash the house a bit.

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molliekatz 6

AND get black out wasted on YOUR BEER! I mean shit you not only slaved for his stupid ass but SUPPLIED his friends with drink! THAT makes you a rare find....jus sayin

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ohSNAPyall 26

This is a bad idea, and people will talk shit about you.

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JonBall 17

Just go back to the house and take all the alcohol you bought. It is yours as you said you bought it.

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nanner6206 24

Trashing the place maybe. But OP has every right to take the beer. She paid and stated it was for a party "they" were throwing . That means it wasn't a gift and she can take it.

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xx000o 27

Take the alcohol back and have your own thank God the asshats gone party.

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JayBug6 9

Take your stuff back. Everything. And maybe trash his room a little bit. That was a massive dick move.

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chicagossirish 7

hide fish all around his apartment, turn the heat to full blast, and take the booze with you

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may14th 26

ah yes, let's torture poor little defenseless fishies for revenge

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gsagunner 5

i wouldnt use fish, but open cans of tuna. so that way no live fishies are hurt, and i think old stale tuna would smell worse.

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Zebediabolical 39

The best move is to open up a light switch and pour the tuna into the wall. :D

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ZombieSazza 34

#32 and #63, there are no live fish used for this, why are you assuming it's real fish?!? You use fish bought from a supermarket or fishmonger... Y'know, dead fish.

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Bean_pole06 5

This is exactly why my aunt told me to never clean a man's house unless I was married to him. I hope you took back what was yours. I would have printed out the texts and posted them around the place for people to find. Really make the party special.

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mariri9206 32

I wouldn't post the pictures of the texts - what he did was a dick move but she shouldn't (completely) stoop to his level like that. I think this would be kind of immature. She should definitely take back the booze she bought and use it to throw her own party. I think this would be genius.

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freddygasman 18

Why waste good paper, that's what social media sites are for.

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LegitTorture 18

I dunno but I think you should never give your whole self to anyone. Boundaries

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SpyroMello 29

Don't do that. Sure OP's ex was an asshat but that doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to open up to anther person and give yourself to them. My ex crushed me and I was terrified to be in another relationship but a year and half later I met the greatest guy on the planet and he treats me like a princess. We're both open to each other and I don't let what happened to me get in the way.

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moondoglou420 17

Yea take back the boo's. Throw your own newly single party.

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freddygasman 18

that would be a pity party, and no one likes those

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

DId you buy the booze? If so, take it with you. He has no claim over it, and no right to it, if you paid for it. Especially if it's only for his "newly single" status.

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