Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend told me he still has the key to our mailbox,...

By Lara - 03/08/2012 11:28 - Italy - Empoli

Today, my boyfriend told me he still has the key to our mailbox, while being at the other part of the country. Not to worry though, he sent it over. By mail. FML

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By MailMaster - 22/07/2011 04:20 - Australia

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

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By cndpost - 13/11/2009 05:45 - Canada

Today, I sent my boyfriend a letter, turns out it was the wrong address. My panties are now somewhere in Canadian post. FML

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By thenewgirl - 06/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my boyfriend and I were wondering whose extra spare key was on the counter when we came home. Turns out it's his ex's and she returned it, while neither of us were home. We're still taking inventory to see what's missing. FML

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By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

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By Lalalala - 06/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Austin

Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML

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By steph - 13/09/2011 21:40 - China

Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML

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By dumped - 17/04/2011 21:12 - South Africa

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 3 August 2012 16:01

Maybe he isn't a complete dumbass and mailed it to your neighbour. Or maybe he didn't and he's actually a complete dumbass.

Ozuru 11

Friday 3 August 2012 16:00

Sometimes, the gene pool just needs a little chlorine.

Comments

TriflingAllDay 6

Friday 3 August 2012 18:06

She was sarcastic as soon as it was a viable option.

lelandw7393 3

Friday 3 August 2012 18:36

Just wait for the mail person.. They open the boxes and ull get it....

Epikouros 31

Friday 3 August 2012 18:41

It's a shame the mods didn't approve FML #20000000... Anyway, this FML must be the first one since the 20 millionth submission that got published. **** our lives!

dansythomas 6

Friday 3 August 2012 18:42

He sounds like a smartie

XxJessisonfirexX 8

Friday 3 August 2012 18:44

Lmfaoo . Too funny . Sorry op .

Epikouros 31

Friday 3 August 2012 18:47

Um, I'm not sure how the Poste Italiane work, but in Europe postal services usually don't have the keys to private mailboxes. Letters are inserted through a small horizontal opening. If you want to mail a letter, you have to go to a public mailbox on the street or at the post office.