By Anonymous - 26/10/2013 00:49 - United States - Adrian

Today, my boyfriend told me how jealous he gets when I "hang out" with Dylan. Dylan is the 5-year-old boy whom I babysit every day. My boyfriend wants me to stop, because apparently Dylan cockblocks him. FML
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MrSassypants 33

"Dylan, you better stop messing with my girl or I'll beat the shit out of you!" "Oooohhh, you said a bad word!"

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GraceyBlueEyes 13

What an idiot. He's clearly got some issues.

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perdix 29

I take it this babysitting is a paying job? If you're doing this on a volunteer basis, your boyfriend has a legitimate beef with you!

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abhi5 2

make Dylan say to ur boyfriend that " I am not cockblocking u asshole "!!!..he will learn something...

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JMichael 25

Put a diaper on him and start treating him like a baby. That's how he's acting.

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newburton13 26

If he's threatened by a five year old, he's not worth it.

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mythicaltimes 15

In a sense, he is kind of being cockblocked, depending on how much time you spend watching Dylan.

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kbuglgbco 4

Don't listen to him. He's obviously a idiot. Have him babysit with you. The kid is 5.. If he was 15 or something It make a little more sense. Good luck to you and this stupid guy OP.

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mohamed_H 21

Looks like your boyfriend is the one who is 5 years old!

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SingingFarmGirl 14

Yep more proof that the majority of the male population do not pass the mental age of five. Disclaimer: I am not saying that all men are idiots/immature/annoying/douches. Just that there is a certain large percentage that is.

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