By Anonymous - 26/10/2013 00:49 - United States - Adrian

Today, my boyfriend told me how jealous he gets when I "hang out" with Dylan. Dylan is the 5-year-old boy whom I babysit every day. My boyfriend wants me to stop, because apparently Dylan cockblocks him. FML
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MrSassypants 32

"Dylan, you better stop messing with my girl or I'll beat the shit out of you!" "Oooohhh, you said a bad word!"

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GraceyBlueEyes 13

What an idiot. He's clearly got some issues.

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est000dog 11

Ask him to come hang out with Dylan together ^_^ Most likely he is just childish person that thinks you must dedicate all your free time on him i feel sorry for you OP

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sanecatlady 13

A BF with that kind of insane jealousy is very likely to make the GF yet another sad murder statistic on the news. get away from him while you still can.

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Ziggy122 15

Sounds like Dylan's gonna grow up to be quite the ladies' man.

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TheImaginarySong 16

You know you're insecure when you get jealous of a five year old. OP you should probably dump him.

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yourlifeissucks 8

that guy is way too insecure.. you deserve better.

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DoctorBurn 8

Sounds like Dylan is more mature than OP's boyfriend.

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Omniprism 14

Sounds like he's five also. Tell him to grow up or go away. Good luck.

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ericcrash 13

Maybe that's his way of saying he wants to spend more time with you?

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JCRouzer29 27

What I'm getting from this is you spend everyday with a 5 year old and your boyfriend is jealous he doesn't get that much time with you. Maybe try not baby sitting everyday, or see if your boyfriend can join you. Not do anything while there, just spend time together.

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Playitlovely 13

There is a difference between jealous of time spent vs **** blocking. the guy used the term **** blocking, obviously he has the maturity of a gnat. the guy needs to grow up. what is it gonna be like when they get real jobs and she is away from him for 40 hours per week? "your coworkers are **** blocking me, your clients are **** blocking me" Hell no, get outta there fast.

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