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By Kristina - 18/02/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

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By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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By eliinu - 02/09/2016 02:45 - United States - Middlesboro

Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 22:06 - Canada

Today, I walked downstairs in a new outfit, after dieting for 3 months, and losing just over 20 pounds. My mom took one look at me and said "You'd better keep going." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 00:02

Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML

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By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

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By shouldbehappyiguess - 11/07/2013 06:20 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML

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By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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By Anon - 08/04/2016 22:28 - United States - Omaha

Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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haleyashton 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:13

my mom says stuff like that to me :/ that sucks dude.

arms_akimbo 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 15:47

I see you didn't inherit your mother's sense of humour.

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haleyashton 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:13

my mom says stuff like that to me :/ that sucks dude.

wheatie 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 6:42

my mom say stuff like that to me too.. she causes really bad things to happen in my life. she is one of the reasons my weight us horrible

victoria4161993 0

Friday 4 June 2010 22:57

hahaha my mom thinks I'm anarexic she tries to feed me all the time and I'm not even hungry

OceanBreathesSal 5

Wednesday 18 May 2011 5:03

Victoria, I know what you mean my dad calls me anorexic and bulimic every time I never finish my full serving of my dinner. it really makes me upset when he does. :(

ZING_MASTER 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:32

DAYUM! Now that's a ZING!

AliSama 17

Thursday 19 February 2009 0:03

reply with. "Yes, unfortunately you forgot to flush again after your last bm"

alyssadapsycho 7

Sunday 18 April 2010 20:13

big mac?

I_love_BOAD 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 0:05

haha your mum is funny.

midnyte 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 0:51

Wow. She must have been feeling particularly defensive that day.

Seegtease 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 1:50

lol #3. Seriously, that's lame. You were trying to be nice, obviously. That was an unnecessary response for her to give.

authorkid 2

Sunday 4 April 2010 4:39

#3 was an lol?

jzarrabi 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 3:58

thats rude stupid ass bitch! lol

mfwoods 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 4:42

hahahaha! my mom said this to my sister 2 years ago! fantastic. :)

KidMcHutt 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 9:26

i lol'd too your mum IS funny :) (and I will send this post to my mum .)

arms_akimbo 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 15:47

I see you didn't inherit your mother's sense of humour.

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