Love: Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house.... - FML

By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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By eMmA01 - 14/04/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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By Sir Smokalot - 24/09/2009 08:05 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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Steady decline

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I noticed my house smells a lot like my grandma's. Not because we use the same cleaning products or anything like that, but because I'm slowly turning into a crazy cat lady. FML

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cassie13091 10

Monday 16 April 2012 16:01

Maybe her house smells like flowers! :)

AugustBurnsToast 14

Monday 16 April 2012 16:01

Maybe she bakes a lot of pie :D

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boredfishing 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:37

You smell like old people sex? Creepy....

DMarie217 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 9:04

Tell him he reminds u of dog piss, apple juice if it's pure it's healthy!! Lol

OfficeNinja 5

Tuesday 17 April 2012 11:37

So, do you smell like yummy cookies or moth balls and denture paste? This could go either way.

Heinousness 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 14:12

Who doesn't?

shrdlu 28

Tuesday 17 April 2012 18:56

My grandparents' apartment always smelled like mothballs.

Apm96 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 22:08

Musty.

Cablo_Gubla 2

Tuesday 17 April 2012 23:01

That may not be a bad thing, maybe his grandmother's house smells nice. At any rate, I don't feel that a harmless offhand vocalized observation like that is deserving of an FML. If that makes you say "**** my life", the death of a loved one is going to completely destroy you.

colton7 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 5:58

Change your perfume maybe? Just a thought

tedharrison 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 17:21

What the hell is wrong with that

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Thursday 19 April 2012 17:05

Oh wow. LOL! xDDDD;

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