Transportation: Today, after leaving a bar I fell asleep on the Q train heading...

By sleepyt127 - 07/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, after leaving a bar I fell asleep on the Q train heading home. I awoke at 5am in Coney Island, end of the line, to a cop poking me with his baton. He gave me a ticket for "Subway Vagrancy" even though I have a job and an apartment. He didn't ticket the homeless man next to me covered in piss. FML

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By lukey101 - 30/09/2021 01:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I took the train home to save a few dollars on an Uber fare. I fell asleep on the train, got a fine for travelling outside of my paid zone, and had to take an even longer Uber home than it would have been from where I started. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 21:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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Run away time!

By CreepedOut - 09/03/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2024 18:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I woke up after I had gotten shitfaced, and tossed out of bars by bouncers several times. I even had pictures of my face circulated to other bars not to be served. I then met a woman I almost smoked crack with, and spent the rest of the night following her while she asked random homeless people for free crack. FML

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By 43_clothespins_later - 21/11/2013 00:12 - United States - Richmond

Today, I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work. I woke up to a homeless man giggling after he had clipped dozens of clothespins to my clothes, shoes, and hair in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2016 02:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML

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By ColdFoot - 03/10/2009 06:38 - Australia

Today, my train was canceled so my ticket expired by the time another train arrived. I was fined $90 by ticket inspectors 'cause my claim that the early train didn't run was "unsubstantiated". Leaving the train I was pushed by the crowd, fell, lost a shoe and had to walk home with one bare foot. FML

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It never rains, it pisses down

By Anonymous - 05/04/2022 20:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, trying to get to work just off Eglinton station in Toronto, I slept in, didn't shower, and didn't have money for an Uber, so I jumped on the street car. This was the only time they had people checking tickets. One 200$ fine later, I'm late for work, and after a warning for my tardiness, I was sent home for "stinking." FML

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By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

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Friday 8 May 2009 2:10

sucks dude, but seriously, why would he ticket the homeless guy he has no money

brodizzle 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:09

Explain to a NY cop? lolol

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YLIF 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:03

that sucks so bad. 1 caus u were ticketed 2 caus you must have been really far from home

meelmo 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 4:11

ahaha

kill3rs 0

Friday 15 June 2012 6:13

He ticketed you because you will pay it. The homeless man will not...

SoFreakinNaive 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:04

ouchhh!

theluckygirl28 8

Friday 8 May 2009 2:04

That sucks... haha, I remember those days with my friends in the summer... Good times :)

sawdy 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:05

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO!!! :P

crap09 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:07

Why can't America be nice to homeless people anymore? I mean, they have like nothing left. OP, shit. Maybe you can explain to the cop what happened?

starberries 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 21:00

I think it's a little late to explain to the cop. He would need to go to court and explain it to the judge.

brodizzle 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:09

Explain to a NY cop? lolol

octopussperm125 18

Wednesday 29 January 2014 1:09

Yeah. The cops here suck

condescending 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:10

sucks dude, but seriously, why would he ticket the homeless guy he has no money

go_rangers 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:12

That sucks... my friend was going one stop on the 6 once and fell asleep and wound up in Pelham Bay. Awful. I've wound up in Jamaica several times... freaking E train. Never been ticketed though... that's just bad luck. Sorry dude.