By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 07:04 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me that every time he has sex with me he thinks about some mutant bunny chick from "Final Fantasy." FML
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sarahbau 0

I'm assuming Fran from FFXII. She's not a mutant though - at least not in the FF world. Maybe try wearing bunny ears when you have sex. lol

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XaosZaleski 0

Yeah, those Japanese are some tricky *******. Bunny=innocent Girl having sex with you=vulnerable Two of the things that make men harder than cement. Get over it, though. You should know by now if he's a gamer or not. That kinda stuff happens a lot.

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shadodwlr 0

I seriously almost peed my pants when reading this. While I don't agree with any guy that fantasizes about someone else while in bed with their significant other.. you do have to look at the upsides... #1 .. as state earlier ... with the exception of the rabbit ears... the "mutant" Fran from Final Fantasy is not only very human in appearance, but actually quite beautiful so to be compared to her isn't necessarily a bad thing in my opinion. #2 .. its not like you have anything to be jealous of. Think of it this way... he could be thinking of a real girl... but he's not... which in my opinion shows exactly how strange your man is... but look at it this way, at least your not having to worry about competition. #3 .. I like your bf am a final fantasy freak. I've played and beat every one to date and am quite involved with the one online as well. Thing was instead of letting it interfere with my relationship with the girl who is now my fiance' ... I instead got her interested in it. She was already into video games so it wasn't hard. My girl and I now spend a lot of time playing the games and have a lot of fun sharing that. We've never turned it into a sexual or fantasy thing though. sssooo.... my advice to you here is to.. #4 ... indulge him in his fantasy. maybe as a special treat for his birthday or perhaps next halloween (if your relationship lasts that long) try dressing up as her for him. giving him what he wants might in turn lead to some of the best sex you've ever had with him. if ya need a visual of what she looks like, heres a link : http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/wiki/Fran good luck with him... he sounds like a really special guy. lol

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Kureyna 0

Final fantasy for the win. I love that game series moar than anything. At least he doesn't think of moogles or fiends.

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nerdySAI 0

thats maddd ****** up! its funny in a way but have you guys ever try role-playing? Cause since he was thinking of you as one of the character of Final Fantasy, you guys might have alot of fun role-playing when having sex. Trust me I know!!

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mcguyver98 0

he's ****** up, dump the guy before it's too late!

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KingHumanity 0

Why is Tifa not mentioned in a thread about HOT GIRLS IN FINAL FANTASY? Seriously.

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Houdeka 0

Everybody wants to have sex with a certain person get over it. Like Megan fox, that's some fine shit there.

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Fenikkusu 0

Her thumbs turn me off.

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thebabibunni 0

fran? lol im stuck on that game :/ but ne way ya i would dump him... even tho she is kinda hot for a video game character

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Ninjaface 0

It could be worse. He could be thinking about the bunnies from the recent Rayman games.

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mawile 0

Dude, Fran is pretty. That's a compliment. Her character design is awesome aaaaand she's more person-looking than animal-looking. This is coming from a girl, here. If you had her outfit and her body, every guy would be looking your way. You know, as long as you don't have her hands and nose...

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