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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 07:04 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me that every time he has sex with me he thinks about some mutant bunny chick from "Final Fantasy." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 23:45 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

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By pokie - 30/08/2009 05:38 - United States

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 17:31 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

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By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

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By titmeister - 28/06/2016 16:30 - United States - Bayonne

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Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because I look like his favorite Hentai character. FML

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By gibbette - 28/04/2013 17:32 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

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Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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sarahbau 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 15:59

I'm assuming Fran from FFXII. She's not a mutant though - at least not in the FF world. Maybe try wearing bunny ears when you have sex. lol

XaosZaleski 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 16:17

Yeah, those Japanese are some tricky *******. Bunny=innocent Girl having sex with you=vulnerable Two of the things that make men harder than cement. Get over it, though. You should know by now if he's a gamer or not. That kinda stuff happens a lot.

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bikeduster 0

Friday 13 November 2009 10:39

All I can cay is that your boyfriend need to....how should I put this......mmmm.....grow a pair of ******* nuts, and think about reality, not a fuckinf anime character...what a sad sad little guy....

Fenikkusu 0

Monday 29 August 2011 1:50

It's a game. Not anime. A game. Therefore, she is in 3D and is physically defined. It may still be creepy, but it's a lot less creepy.

snarfsnarf 0

Friday 13 November 2009 10:57

thats a compliment. she is damn fine.

jif_fml 0

Friday 13 November 2009 13:46

why does everyone think this is a compliment? he didn't say she LOOKS like fran, he said he's imagining fran when they're in bed. as in, instead of his actual girlfriend. that's both sad and offensive.

clancaln 0

Friday 13 November 2009 18:51

YDI for not being as pretty as Fran. Get over it. Seriously...

Ninjaface 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 9:46

The ironic thing is, by telling you that, he made it HIS final fantasy.

Kommissar 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 23:42

if the character is fran, i'd be complimented, shes pretty hot, minus the bunny ears

gRrRrRawrasaurus 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 6:09

I think you should put on some bunny ears for him

spendmoneyon420 0

Friday 20 November 2009 1:12

Dump That Faggy Nerd you dont think sexualy about animated characters its just Way WrOng thats like a girl saying shed like to F*** spongebob its just no Right

xoluvinshayxo 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 17:05

then girl upp

WhiskeyxGirl90 0

Monday 23 November 2009 2:22

wow. thats awful

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