By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 07:04 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me that every time he has sex with me he thinks about some mutant bunny chick from "Final Fantasy." FML
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sarahbau 0

I'm assuming Fran from FFXII. She's not a mutant though - at least not in the FF world. Maybe try wearing bunny ears when you have sex. lol

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XaosZaleski 0

Yeah, those Japanese are some tricky *******. Bunny=innocent Girl having sex with you=vulnerable Two of the things that make men harder than cement. Get over it, though. You should know by now if he's a gamer or not. That kinda stuff happens a lot.

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BettyBoom_fml 0

I'm with him on this one.... and I'm a chick.... try to empathize with him

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jrod45 0

take that as a compliment. Fran is hawt!!!!

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justinhi 0

I don't get it how are people attracted to fake people in video games??

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Pushka 8

Dump his ass. Some dude comented of him 'comparing' u with her-bs! Don't listen. He is substituting u with her in his mind. He is not turned on by you. Go find some1 that is. And don't bother trying to 'fit in his fantasy', guy is a freak find some1 normal, some1 for who you won't have to pretend to to be some1 else for.

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Daftostea 0

Wow, really? At least I know I'm not the only one with Final Fantasy related thoughts like that ;) Cuz Black Mage from FF1 has gotta be the most kinky sex perv in the world lol xD

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iwouldliketocomm 0

your a creep. the girl is just pale. Don't be jealous

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aaliyahsagirah 5

To all the people saying 'This is a compliment', no it's NOT. She didn't say 'he compares me to a mutant bunny chick from final fantasy'. She said 'He THINKS about a mutant bunny chick from final fantasy'. Hence he's FANTASIZING about someone else other than her. Now I guess this is somewhat normal because I'll admit I've found myself thinking of Ezio from time to time, but under NO circumstances should you EVER tell a girl you're thinking of someone else during sex. EVER.

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IronCOG117SR 4

Have to admit I think if Tali from mass effect during(no bucket head jokes pls)

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ragingstorm12 4

Go Fran! She's one hell of a Viera. :D

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