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By iheartmorons - 14/01/2012 14:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML

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By hanzastfu - 26/10/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML

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By sad life - 26/01/2012 06:23 - United States

Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML

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Run, run away pronto

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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By Suicidal - 20/12/2009 22:40 - Australia

Today, I had a mental breakdown after going through severe depression for several years. I told my boyfriend that everybody thinks I'm useless, to which he replied, "No you're not. You cook me good dinners." FML

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By Istilllovehim - 18/08/2024 10:00 - United States - Hampton

Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2014 15:43 - United States - South Salem

Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML

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OhHushDear 11

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:02

That's not very romantic... that's kind of rude, actually.

ArsenalFan12 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 19:58

Lol drop him

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pfase11 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 2:45

Sounds like a dbag bro! Dump him

jerry2011 4

Sunday 15 January 2012 3:33

And you stayed with him all this time!!!!!

kemando 22

Sunday 15 January 2012 3:35

Homemade sandwiches are magical.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 15 January 2012 5:20

The dojo. GONG!

thesecretliar 3

Sunday 15 January 2012 5:55

ouch that must of hurt

LillieBear 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 7:07

You must make really good sandwiches...

likasumboooodi 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 7:33

say well I feel bad for the kitchen because its annoyed of you.

AugustBurnsToast 14

Sunday 15 January 2012 8:02

Lol wow...just..wow

Ashley91129 6

Sunday 15 January 2012 8:59

Sounds like it's time for you to find a new man.

cheesendouche 1

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:51

ydi ditch him!!

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