Well..? Did you go back to the kitchen and make him a sammich? Out the most foul thing you could find in your fridge of course. Seriously though, try the line "I'm done with this shit, make your own food!" closely followed by you walking out.

Well, come on... If you're not in the kitchen, you're not making food. If you're not making food, he can't eat. If he can't eat, he's hungry. If he's hungry, he's empty inside. Voilà, le cerle est complet.

There is no problem that cannot be solved by the suitable application of high explosives. However, it cannot be recommended in this situation... Get him a fleshlight and have him get you a sybian. Practice!

Of course he's empty when you're not in the kitchen! He's hungry! Make 'em a sammich! But seriously, that was a pretty dick thing to say.

That's pretty pathetic.

Drop him, you deserve better then this!

Are you ******* kidding me?? OMG, You need to dump his ass, OP. He obviously sounds like a SEXIST Bastard. P.S. I have a feeling that comments might close if this issue gets much worse. :S

dump that douche bag

It's as annoying as the "go bake a cake" comment

You've sure got a keeper- I dont think anyone can top his doucheness. Hats off to him.