By thegirlwiththedumbassbf - 23/03/2016 22:58 - United States - Camarillo

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he had sex with my sister, but it's ok because I'm better in bed. He seriously doesn't understand why I dumped his sorry ass. FML
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minutepoet 26

Cheaters are the absolute worst. Good thing you dumped him!

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fakedsincerity 32

When someone says something is "the worst" they're generally being hyperbolic and to take them literally is really silly. Y'all can't be that ridiculous, come on.

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Grisha_fml 18

yes, cheaters are cheaters, but your sister might just be a gardening tool as well ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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mikelangele 15

what about your sister? you didn't "kill" her?!

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ELoni_fml 25

Wow, your sister is a terrible person!

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dnissila 10

No one said he cheated. Could have been before he was with her?

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SkullLove 14

I'm sorry that really sucks. Sadly he seems to be the lesser of the two evils because he at least admitted it.

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spideryann_fml 8

Aside from your douchebag ex bf, now you know how much jealousy your sister feels about you. From now, be VERY cautious in your interactions with her...

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LyricaSilvan 29

People who add "but it's okay because" to their confessions are the worst human beings on the planet. If it's something you shouldn't be doing, there is nothing that makes it "okay."

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