By 420curse - 05/05/2015 18:20 - United States - San Mateo

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Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last night, which I'd angrily yelled at my neighbor for, were actually from him having an uncontrollable seizure. FML
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Cassandra2015 21

I think a simple apology will help. Check in once and awhile and make sure things are ok. it will be appreciated

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amanda182 19

I bet you feel like a real asshole, huh? Lol

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TheBelt 19

Agreed, O.P shouldn't have assumed his neighbor was having sex.

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socialproduct 19

In OP's defense, 9 times out of 10 sex noises = sex noises

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Markovski 18

Should go and knock at someone's door in that case, instead of yelling.

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themonesterman 12

"Oh hi, I hear you're having sex, can you please keep it down? Thanks" Even if the neighbor WAS having sex, it probably wouldn't have gone over well.

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smokecloud_ 37

Yeah, it doesn't. I've had neighbors beat on my door before and I wasn't even making noise. :/. That's why I quit apartment living

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FMLusername969 21

I seriously doubt they would answer.

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gearhead369 20

You must think they are into some violent sex then! Don't jump to conclusions so fast next time, OP

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TheManInWhiteXx 9

@5 It doesn't have to be violent sex for people to make sex noises.

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angelalalalalala 9

Why was this thumbed down? He obviously meant that if it was confused with a seizure then the sex must have sounded violent, duh.

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socialproduct 19

Don't worry about these down votes. Totally respectable attempt... made me smile. I would thumbs up you twice if I could.

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19990231 29

Just imagine his thought while you were shouting at him.

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nlenaghen 5

As someone who suffers from epilepsy I'll just say (for me) you don't think or take in information from your environment when it happens.

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Zebediabolical 39

Sparkly confetti vision. That's probably what he was thinking while OP was shouting at him.

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Dark_Zekrom 21

In addition to what 24 said, I've had seizures before and the last thing I remember before having one was sitting back in my chair. The next thing I remember is waking up on the floor an apparent 2 hours later.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

This may be ignorant but aren't most seizures pretty quiet? The person usually doesn't get enough breath to moan or cry out. How thin is OPs wall (and patience) that he even heard a seizure happening?

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Dark_Zekrom 21

@64, depends on the seizures. The seizures most people associate with being seizures is known as gran mal in which you lose consciousness and there's full body convulsions. There's also petit mal in which you don't lose consciousness and is usually just twitches.

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Imadeek 4

Sounds like a pretty enjoyable seizure

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RedPillSucks 31

only if he was giving a ******** at the time. yes, I know I'm going to hell for that one

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Cassandra2015 21

I think a simple apology will help. Check in once and awhile and make sure things are ok. it will be appreciated

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jttorkildson 21

Most people have no memory of having a seizure, so he probably doesn't remember the yelling. Apologizing might make things worse.

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