By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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ahabsfan 14

Tell him no sex because you don’t like to get wet. If you know what I mean.

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Major_Haywire 7

He had to tell you? Couldn’t you smell him?

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ahabsfan 14

Tell him no sex because you don’t like to get wet. If you know what I mean.

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Major_Haywire 7

He had to tell you? Couldn’t you smell him?

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raven_of_azarath 34

My guess is OP could tell and asked, and the bf told the reason.

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Spencer Cookson 4

Guess he doesn't like having a girlfriend either

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misswilwarin96 11

Ask him if he "doesn't like" being single.

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Sonotsuave 35

“Yeah and you’ll never make me wet either if you don’t get your personal hygiene under control.” Simple

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Laurea Lindroos 8

I would tell him that’s a shame, then none of us will get wet. You know, being single is kind of nice 👌🏻

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RJR 5

Bet he likes it when his **** is wet...

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