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By ash - 13/06/2011 03:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML

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Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

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Mixed messages

By mook - 15/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor confessed to me that he was homophobic and regrets that his family doesn't know it. He spent fifteen minutes explaining how much he would hate to have a gay child. I spent two hours last night convincing his son that it was the right thing to tell his family he was gay. FML

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Coming out

By Anonymous - 19/11/2022 10:00

Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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YacL 15

Monday 13 June 2011 9:02

I really don't understand why people are homophobic. It's like a gay guy being afraid of straight guys... just doesn't make sense.

eaarreola 3

Monday 13 June 2011 9:12

Your mothers' sexual preferences are not of his business.

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Godfreyy 2

Monday 13 June 2011 8:57

well this could get awkward....

Ali_Br_fml 33

Monday 13 June 2011 9:01

lol, I'm loving the name #1. And I agree with 3... I thought guys liked lesbians... I don't think he'll take it too horribly.

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Monday 13 June 2011 9:03

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Monday 13 June 2011 9:06

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IceeCreamm 7

Monday 13 June 2011 9:09

That sucks, people can't control phobias. but maybe you can help him over come his phobia?

dudeitsdanny 9

Monday 13 June 2011 9:37

Homophobia, more often than not isn't a phobia in the sense of extreme fear. I'm sure there are cases, just like there's cases of people fearing their own voice, but they're rarely more than hatred. Think of the way oil is hydrophobic, while other chemicals are hydrphillic. It's more of a "disdain", to put it in more humanized terms, of homosexuality, than an actual fear.. A rejection, if you prefer.

kkspears 0

Monday 13 June 2011 8:58

haha...tell him quick

xlord 27

Monday 13 June 2011 9:33

if u don't want him to worry tell him your cheating on him then tell him your mums a lesbian

Keyman1212 14

Monday 13 June 2011 9:41

#2, I'm just curious, is your profile picture of some semen on the floor? it looks like it on the app.

yesmanddd 4

Monday 13 June 2011 9:56

It looks kinda like a white tattoo to me? idk

cadillacgal79 32

Tuesday 15 July 2014 3:36

44-I looked now I wish I hadn't......It's an extremely linty belly button. *gags*

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Monday 13 June 2011 8:58

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ReneeFlem_Flam 2

Monday 13 June 2011 9:05

Surprisingly not true my boyfriend thinks they are completely disgusting and takes the time to loudly display his feelings in public places....this is one of my many fml's lol

teresa96706 29

Monday 13 June 2011 9:15

lucky!! none of my fmls gotten posted..

Life_is_FML 22

Saturday 20 July 2013 22:38

I'm straight but I refuse to date or socialize with anyone whom is anti gay.

Divine_Mamma 11

Saturday 16 May 2015 10:07

72 me too

bandit6 2

Monday 13 June 2011 8:58

I think he'll be ok with it. he is most likely against the idea of gay guys and probably not actually even phobic which would mean he's truly afraid of homos

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Monday 13 June 2011 8:59

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iilopez 0

Monday 13 June 2011 9:10

true

sxe_beast 11

Monday 13 June 2011 9:15

Not true. There are some very bigoted people in this world.

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Monday 13 June 2011 9:00

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SirEBC 7

Monday 13 June 2011 9:35

All men like lesbians? Aw man, what else do you know about immense groups of individuals that are too large to be accurately generalised?!

aliceisbored 11

Monday 13 June 2011 9:42

*weird.

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Monday 13 June 2011 9:02

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YacL 15

Monday 13 June 2011 9:02

I really don't understand why people are homophobic. It's like a gay guy being afraid of straight guys... just doesn't make sense.

Kefka91 15

Monday 13 June 2011 9:13

Yeah it's completely nonsensical. It's like they think they're gonna catch "the gay" or something. I had a homophobic coworker once discover I'm Bi by looking through my texts w/out me knowing. He tried getting me fired on the grounds of sexual harassment, but he got the axe instead for invasion of privacy lmao.

TallMist 32

Sunday 7 June 2015 17:43

He got what he deserved, 19.

jess6blondie9 2

Monday 13 June 2011 9:05

Oh dang. I think you need to tell him, and if he can't can't take you and your family the way that you are, you shouldn't be with him.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Monday 13 June 2011 9:06

If he shows no signs of willing to grow as a person and accept your mom, then DTMFA. You deserve better than that. As for most of you saying "all straight guys like lesbians"...straight guys typically like the girl/girl scenes they see in ****, which has little to do with real-life lesbians.

blinkingstarlet 15

Monday 13 June 2011 9:47

SO TRUE!!!

iMuffinKat 16

Tuesday 26 January 2016 7:50

Yeah if he breaks up with you because your mom is lesbian, he's not worth it. It would've only led to later problems if you disagree with his homophobia now.