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By twat - 23/01/2009 06:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to give things a go with the guy that has fancied me for three years, based purely on my looks. After getting to know my personality, he has decided he no longer fancies me at all. FML

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You deserved it 7 866

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By rkaneki - 09/11/2019 20:00

Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over 2 months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me 7 years ago. I fell for him twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 717

You deserved it 1 496

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By LonelyInLove - 17/02/2023 08:00 - United States - Methuen

Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 750

You deserved it 153

By Anonymous - 19/10/2012 02:49 - Canada - Regina

Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 997

You deserved it 37 186

By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 620

You deserved it 6 486

By UniGrad2019 - 26/01/2016 04:54 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 826

You deserved it 2 005

Murphy's law

By murphyslaw948 - 27/11/2019 05:00

Today, I fall for a guy after 3 years of being celibate, after he shows all the signs of being into me. Turns out, he likes my best friend who is dating another guy I liked and was just using me to compensate for her unavailability. Guess I am really a walking, talking example of Murphy's law. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 930

You deserved it 238

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 830

You deserved it 3 967

By EmDa - 21/04/2011 14:44 - India

Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of 4 months obsessing over that shithead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 745

You deserved it 64 891

Misleading

By Anonymous - 25/10/2023 20:00

Today, I dressed up nicely to see the guy that I like and have been talking to for the last 3 months. Just when I thought he was finally going to ask me to be his girlfriend, he told me that he's actually had a girlfriend for 3 years now, but was too afraid to tell me because he really likes me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 783

You deserved it 148

Thanks for nothing

By BrittanyP - 25/06/2023 12:00

Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 624

You deserved it 272

Sipos 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 11:49

People aren't always right for each other

Fleur_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 11:51

Saaaaame thing happened to me. I feel for ya.

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teethingtom 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:09

better than being ugly with a fine personality that no one ever bothers to get to know.

Sipos 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 11:49

People aren't always right for each other

Fleur_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 11:51

Saaaaame thing happened to me. I feel for ya.

llawll 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 8:20

lol twat.. reminds me of dane cook... that suks..

Johnathan_Doe 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 5:14

agreed. at least you have the looks

katzgoboom 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 4:36

This reminds me of that one South Park, where they make fun of pretty people with no personality.

xhopefulsecretx 0

Monday 20 April 2009 8:00

It has happened to me, as well. I hope we have personalities, I sincerely do.

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:24

yea, personality is huge to some people.

johncenafan427 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 19:48

i judge mostly on looks.

Tuffmuffin 10

Friday 17 October 2014 1:29

Shallow

b4sk3tb4ll 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:46

What a douche... We guys need to be smarter than that.. At least get to know them before you "fancy" or like them... Sorry bout it though.

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Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

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Today, my car was keyed, while I was still sitting in it. FML

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Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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You deserved it 1 671

Today, my mom decided to go against every promise she's made to everyone once again and left us in financial ruin. How? She took advantage of my kindness, and didn't pay any of the money she owes me for driving my car, and for so much more. I'm more than $2,000 in debt now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 904

You deserved it 238

Today, my school announced plans to do a Memorial Day event near the end of the year, where students can invite people they know who are war veterans. Everyone wants me to invite my uncle, since he's pretty well-known around here. I don't have the heart to tell them he has terminal cancer. FML

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You deserved it 71

Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving into a twosome, and I wasn't part of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 83 338

You deserved it 18 963

Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML

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You deserved it 953