Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 13:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

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By licensed_ginger - 08/01/2015 18:44 - United States - Barberton

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML

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By Iamdisappointed - 24/07/2013 11:50 - Sweden - Ludvika

Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to slow sperm. As if this is not upsetting enough, my husband blames it on me. According to him, his sperm doesn't get 'aroused' because I'm not sexy enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 08:00 - United States - Babylon

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2021 14:01

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML

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By whatamidoingwrong - 22/10/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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You deserved it 19 275

The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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babybubz 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:09

wow.. hopefully he isn't your boyfriend anymore...

bigpapi210 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:09

well more likely he's gay.

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HaleyQuinn 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 20:00

at least he was honest!

johnnyexpl0sion 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 20:00

your self esteem just a-sploded.

TrollHunter 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 20:00

god dammit another Mexican ^TROLL^

Melvar_10 3

Sunday 14 March 2010 20:11

YDI for not having a good face :P or good body

Fitty1Fitty 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 20:26

You sound ugly OP.

aardvarkish 15

Sunday 14 March 2010 20:33

Well, let's disect this ...

TuthDoc 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 20:37

he's probably gay-and in denial.

JoeMamas 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 20:37

Sounds like somebody needs to hit the gym! Whales were made for harpooning, not *******;)

Danii2010 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 20:53

Dump him, he's an ass for saying that, and he probably needs glasses, if he can't see that you're pretty, lol.

lucidlucia 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 20:57

the guy actually told u it was ur fault...defense mechanism much? dump him cause he's a bad lover. plus he's a loser boyfriend.

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