Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 13:19 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

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By licensed_ginger - 08/01/2015 18:44 - United States - Barberton

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML

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By notjustfat - 20/04/2016 23:24 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

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By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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By Iamdisappointed - 24/07/2013 11:50 - Sweden - Ludvika

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Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to slow sperm. As if this is not upsetting enough, my husband blames it on me. According to him, his sperm doesn't get 'aroused' because I'm not sexy enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 08:00 - United States - Babylon

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2021 14:01

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Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML

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Can't be arsed, to be honest

By whatamidoingwrong - 22/10/2022 16:00

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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babybubz 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:09

wow.. hopefully he isn't your boyfriend anymore...

bigpapi210 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:09

well more likely he's gay.

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fylnfmlxx 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 22:07

asshole, dump him

GinandJenkem 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 22:10

You'll deal.

bobnorris 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 22:43

loser

spiderman0606 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 22:53

That actually is a really good point. ++

lolwtfwasthat 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:04

paper bag anyone??

misskity6 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:12

don't you mean x boyfriend? jeez are any of these not fake?

mirkayscar 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:18

That's mean OP!!! Don't put up with him blaming his problems on you!! If you were so unattractive to him he wouldn't of started dating you in the first place!

chris_a182 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:21

may be he is gay and denying it?

Hunter3365 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:30

No way?

McLuvinmatt 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:31

wow, everyone who left an oppinion in comment form sucks balls. taters taters boil'em mash'em stick'em in a stew. up yours everyone!!!!!

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