Intimacy: Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute...

By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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Busted

By Extended_desktop - 11/09/2011 17:53 - Poland

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

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Team spirit

By Anonymous - 12/06/2018 05:00

Today, I was sick, and decided to work from home. After coding for a few hours, I took a break, and being home alone, I watched porn. A few minutes later, I received messages from my colleagues telling me to shut it down. I had forgotten I was working on teamviewer. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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Out of it

By damn you Ambien - 03/08/2016 05:48 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I woke up to an angry and threatening email from a porn company. Apparently, I took a sleeping pill last night and wrote a nasty email to the company about how they mistreat women. The best part is that I used a web contact form instead of an email, so I have absolutely no idea what I wrote. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:13

Am I the only one confused on why he felt he needed to hide the email?

roeallen 11

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:10

Was the **** your inspiration?

Comments

pottymouthpanda 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:05

smooth :D !!!

blackbeauty1122 7

Friday 22 July 2011 14:07

you tried...

jkamme54 2

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:06

first

Ozmat 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:06

failboat

emi3611 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:08

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! fail.

roeallen 11

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:10

Was the **** your inspiration?

HSkimu 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 8:35

lol!!!!!

longtimesunshine 4

Friday 15 February 2013 3:38

that face like a spiral

TomFeltonFan 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:11

who came in.?

supremehobo 1

Sunday 30 January 2011 17:04

(came) in haha.

Vintage_Cola 29

Sunday 23 August 2015 1:49

*sophmoric voice* ehuehe...came...EHEUEHEUHEUHEHUHE

babyyninjas 1

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:12

that happened to me before . to bad it was gay **** I had on . no ****

dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 29 January 2011 13:16

Saying "no ****" adds something to a sentence that screams gay. If "you're good-looking" doesn't sound gay, "you're good-looking, no ****" makes it gay. So a sentence about opening gay **** with "no ****" in it.. Well, that brings the image of Big Gay Al dressed in heels and neon pink feathers, skipping around and singing about kissing a boy and liking it.

dt520 4

Sunday 30 January 2011 1:52

aka ye has let to leave the closet

Luxord33 8

Friday 26 April 2013 8:02

Why "No-****"? Embrace your gay-ness dude! I certainly embrace mine! :)

WooHooBar 10

Wednesday 30 July 2014 21:10

That's gay. No ****. (Kidding ofc)

alwa7sh 2

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:13

It's ok. From a guys stand point, to get caught watching **** is better than getting caught sending a "cute email" to your girlfriend.

roeallen 11

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:17

I thumbed you. The good way.

dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:49

I kinda disagree. I guess it depends on who walks in. If it's family, I'll take the email. If it's a friend.. Well, I have good friends who like my girlfriend, and know I do stuff like that, so I wouldn't care. **** would be awkward, though.

Mirorbo 26

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:13

Am I the only one confused on why he felt he needed to hide the email?

McMan 23

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:48

Ya same too many questions really, such as who does he live with? His family, room mate or wife/girlfriend. The first one I don't know why he would want to hide it from his family unless it was a surprise or something. A room mate or friend doesn't make sense either maybe a surprise or told he them he wasn't dating for some reason. Personally I think he was cheating on his girlfriend or wife, makes the most sense if he wants to desperately keep it a secret.

McMan 23

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:59

Wow I had to read it again because of other comments, was it really because it was cute... wow.YDI then.

iluvevil01 11

Saturday 10 November 2012 19:33

Maybe he was surprised about the person coming in and quickly switched because it's habit? That's what I do when I'm on the computer and someone walks in. Even if it's not something bad. It's just a reaction. Then again I'm probably wrong and I deserve the thumbs down I'm going to get. Either one *shrugs*