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By anonymous - 03/01/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
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GettyLee 0

Damn, that totally sucks.

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prairie_heart 0

YDI for not havig the common sense to realize after about thirty seconds (and that's generous) that there is now way that could have been a tick.....i can't believe you sat there for half an hour

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ifeelya 5

dumb boyfriend for cannot tell the difference.

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sparta98 4

I love how folks are calling the OP retarded when most of them use no punctuation and are incapable of spelling anything properly. Sorry, OP, this lil' mishap is on both of you.

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Elle_Fox 2

My god how did neither of you know? That's sick.

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Maravilla4 1

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha , that sucks

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amanda_cc 3

if it was a mole on YOUR shoulder wouldnt you have known and told him ?

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