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By mia - 01/04/2018 01:30

Today, my boyfriend took me to my first session of Dungeons and Dragons, which I had been excited about for weeks. I picked it up quickly, but my rolls were so bad that I "embarrassed" my boyfriend. He won't be taking me to any future sessions. FML

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interesting33 36

Wednesday 28 March 2018 19:24

it's d and d! take yourself! anyone is welcome. turn up anyway and tell him you invited yourself. have fun!! that's the point! I hope he was joking because if not that is a very immature attitude he has

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 1 April 2018 1:40

Is he under the impression his dice rolls are the result of skill? o_O?

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Tanya Marie 1

Tuesday 3 April 2018 1:19

Your bf is a jerk. He should not blame you for the dice rolls. It's a ROLE playing game... not a roll playing game.

bpickett18 16

Tuesday 3 April 2018 1:43

Sometimes the dice hate you. Not your fault.

LordRonster 7

Tuesday 3 April 2018 21:40

Are you kidding? That's the best part? And the most fun. It's better when it doesn't always go your way. Tell your BF he's an idiot.

BDove 17

Wednesday 4 April 2018 3:18

It took me a full day to realize that you meant dice when you said your rolls embarrassed him. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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