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By mia - 01/04/2018 01:30

Today, my boyfriend took me to my first session of Dungeons and Dragons, which I had been excited about for weeks. I picked it up quickly, but my rolls were so bad that I "embarrassed" my boyfriend. He won't be taking me to any future sessions. FML
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interesting33 36

it's d and d! take yourself! anyone is welcome. turn up anyway and tell him you invited yourself. have fun!! that's the point! I hope he was joking because if not that is a very immature attitude he has

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chosha_fml 26

Is he under the impression his dice rolls are the result of skill? o_O?

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interesting33 36

it's d and d! take yourself! anyone is welcome. turn up anyway and tell him you invited yourself. have fun!! that's the point! I hope he was joking because if not that is a very immature attitude he has

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RichardPencil 30

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Dark♡Twisty 8

I sure hope this is sarcasm 😂

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RichardPencil 30

I hope you’re not pretending not to recognize obvious sarcasm.

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chosha_fml 26

Is he under the impression his dice rolls are the result of skill? o_O?

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MidnaLink 33

That’s exactly what I was thinking. It’s a game of pure chance, what’s the point of being embarrassed?

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tounces7 27

Umm, it is not a game of pure chance. You're thinking monopoly. Yes, there is a random element - but it is hardly "Pure chance".

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joonsson 21

Monopoly is not a game of pure chance either. Only game that would be is if you just roll a dice and see who’s higher.

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John Nemeth 14

Doesn’t matter how high your boyfriend rolls he’s still an asshole.

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Dr_Alex 10

So... A D&D playing boy gets a girlfriend (whaaat? I'm one of those, and wasn't able to get laid until like 20) and he's being an ass-hole to you? Man, he should really be more appreciative or he'll be up to a big surprise later in life. Hope someone explains that to him.

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raven_of_azarath 34

20 really isn’t that old to lose your virginity. Now, had you said 30, that would have been different.

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RinoaHeartilly 36

I hate that myth that people who like D&D and other games can't find a girlfriend. There are plenty of girls who are into that, too! Stop applying gender to hobbies!!! It doesn't ******* matter!

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TheEpicWario 26

Your point's not wrong at all, but...OP's a dude.

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TheEpicWario 26

Your point's not wrong at all, but...OP's a dude.

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LucyLollipop 22

Don’t feel bad. I’ve been playing for 2 years now and my dice rolls are crap. But I still have fun and no decent player will judge you for it. Will Wheaton has famously bad rolls, he just laughs at himself.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Boyfriend thinks he is going to have sex. Rolls for initiative. Critical failure. Penis shrivels and falls off.

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WeirdUS 29

Sorry to hear that OP, good for you on going and hopefully this doesn't sour your experience with D&D. Not sure why'd he think your roll was bad unless you were throwing hard enough they were constantly going off the table or knocking stuff over.

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Shaibear96 9

But- why does it matter? Your rolls shouldnt really impact his chara unless you rolled so terribly that your attack accidently hit him. Even if that was the case: its a game. The point is to have fun.

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