By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 14:06 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I was on a rowing machine at the gym, listening to a podcast. Something funny was said, I laughed, lost my balance and fell off, with my feet still stuck in the footrests. Someone had to come and help me off. FML
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simonsaysYDI 8

At least someone helped you. "I was stuck there for the rest of the day," would have been pretty terrible =P

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WCARlover 34

Wheres the "you don't say?" meme when you need it? Haha

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kickuwithmyfist 1

Thats embarrassing!!!=D

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RaggleFrock 13

I know it's mean, but had I been there I probably would of laughed.

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WCARlover 34

Wheres the "you don't say?" meme when you need it? Haha

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crew2798 2

Don't worry about it! I'm a rower and I see people attempting to erg all the time at the gym. 99% of people do it wrong and I've seen people fall off countless times. Don't be embarrassed :)

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xoconnie 8

hey at least you were at the gym.. thats more than what a lot of people can say

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ilovesuju 10

Thats okay OP, when I start laughing uncontrollably I have no control over my body either.

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simonsaysYDI 8

At least someone helped you. "I was stuck there for the rest of the day," would have been pretty terrible =P

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devil_laugh 8

#2) That would suck if in case. Lol! XD

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littlecuntcats 6

I'm sure that they would leave him for the rest of the day. Considering its a gym with other people.

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putloginhere 6

Well whatcha gonna do? Anyone get the old guy from americas got talent reference?

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Fml_FTW228 10

^^ Yes, but it had nothing to do with this conversation or situation... So please stop trolling on the top comments to get near the top.

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_ebbonyy 11

15- that's why proof reading is important. I think you meant 'they wouldn't* leave him'?

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Zasleamea 0

watch out for those rowing machines. they're dangerous.

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boofgall 16

Not if you're careful and paying attention.

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airforce987 20

To those who row for sport, ergs (rowing machines) are more than just dangerous, they are a medieval torture device.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

... When I read this, I instantly thought of Final Destination 3, when Lewis died.

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Fml_FTW228 10

36- K, troll. What do you just click on everyone's profile? Creep

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Fml_FTW228 10

36- K, troll. Do you just read everyone's profiles? Creep.

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Krysk_fml 0

57- Relax it's not like anyone actually LIKES those movies.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

... I just like the eerie thought that death cannot be escaped, and the lack of control in that matter. And the deaths. I like a good variety of ways to die in a movie. That's why I like 1000 ways to die. But seriously, the repeat of the plot is slightly annoying, but the deaths and fear make up for it. I My opinion, they should have mixed FD4 and 5 into one movie. Ending of FD5 + Actors, deaths and graphics of FD4 = Epic.

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ssnowywinter 0

Trust me, there is no exercise that can compare to the pain of a 2k erg test. You won't understand until you've done it.

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Ha1r1nY0S0up 15

77 - Truest thing ever... 2K time? ;D

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ssnowywinter 0

7:59, I'm 15 and a girl :P I'm working on it. You?

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veggiebag 3

Omg that happened to me but it was a real kayak

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Omg yeah, he died! He's a ghostie zombie!

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Fml_FTW228 10

37- "Did you died?" You used a littled too muched past tensed there. Calm down now.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I thought I was the only one who caught that. ^

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ssnowywinter 0

Hate to break it to you, but there is no comparison to rowing (even on an erg) to kayaking.

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Incense 3

#5) I think you mean squats. And yes squats will improve your balance.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Why would you do a squad? I doubt Op is a slutty cheerleader.

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tomhofer 14

I could see myself doing something like that

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mhopper 13

At least no one took pictures first! That's pretty embarrassing

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ThisBeAUsername 6

That sucks, bro.

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kandi_kid69 15

That's why they have a button.

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Trisha_aus 15

That's why it's on FML, bro

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

That's kinda y everyone is hating on ya bro. Cuz it was obvious in the first place

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staymintyfresh 13

It's even worse that no one would know why you were laughing.

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xleanne_aLly 23

Hahaha yeah. Seeing some random person start laughing and fall off a machine. Oh man. I would've fell over laughing too OP if I seen that.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

They must think he's crazy... Haha! Poor guy... :')

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