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By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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By he wasn't even playing - 07/12/2014 04:52 - Australia - Corrimal

Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to cover his share of the rent because he didn't work during the week, saying business has been slow. I checked and found out he called in sick four times. He wanted to stay home and watch online gaming matches. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 22:49 - United States

Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML

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By "bluebird97" - 28/12/2018 20:00

Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me 4 times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift 2 days in a row, apparently that is insensitive of me. FML

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By humanalarmclock - 21/05/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend accused me of not coming home at all last week. The truth is, I was up and gone to work before him every morning, and I was home after he went to bed. He didn’t even bother talking to me or asking where I was last week, we both work 24/7 on-call jobs, and he knows this happens sometimes. FML

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By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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By Kitty - 23/04/2009 08:54 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML

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Friday 12 February 2010 20:03

It's probably the time of the month for him too.

Jewelofagal 2

Friday 12 February 2010 20:06

Red relationship flag for you......

Comments

davek 36

Friday 12 February 2010 22:37

Well what do you think he had planned?

Skankkk 0

Friday 12 February 2010 22:42

Surely he would know that you know he doesn't have a job, and would be as dumb as that, to 'make up' he's got to work :S? Pahha

just_me_tmp 0

Friday 12 February 2010 22:43

it shouldn't have been moderated Wilshires comment was completely true and relevant. i understand why it was moderated, but it shouldn't have been. Maybe some of the moderators are on their periods?

gurlucrazy 0

Friday 12 February 2010 22:44

i can't blame him. I want my babe to keep his distance during my time

DeathShad0 1

Friday 12 February 2010 22:54

It sounds more like he doesn't want to be around you when you have an excuse to be a bitch. He knows what she's like when she is, and when she is not on her period. We don't. That or he might be in it for the sex.

reeesa 0

Friday 12 February 2010 22:57

"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

mzhonesty 0

Friday 12 February 2010 23:20

I'm thinking a few things: 1) He got a job and you didn't know yet, 2) He's ******* another girl, or 3) You're REALLY annoying during your period. I know I get irritated much faster when I'm on my period, but for some odd reason, I'm a lot nicer to people when it's that time of the month. : I can only speak for myself, though. I'm sorry, OP.