Love: Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't...

By Lisa - 18/07/2014 20:21 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By anlhawks - 10/09/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML

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By What. - 14/08/2013 00:08 - United States - Pawtucket

Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML

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By firstdategoals - 08/06/2015 03:35 - United States

Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML

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By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

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By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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By bad date - 13/06/2012 04:42 - United States - Bennet

Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML

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By Evan Chong - 13/07/2011 14:48 - Canada

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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amelia_suhayda 22

Saturday 19 July 2014 5:21

I think that's kind of sweet.

bonjourhaley 8

Saturday 19 July 2014 5:21

I'm sure you mowed into the sunset :)

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HeartYou101 31

Saturday 19 July 2014 11:22

I would LOVE if my boyfriend did this for me

GDragonsSwag 21

Saturday 19 July 2014 11:30

That's actually pretty sweet, he's a keeper :D

Newgrange 9

Saturday 19 July 2014 12:09

I dont see the problem...

mathura 5

Saturday 19 July 2014 12:38

He's funny but did you actually go on that :/

amalienoelle 9

Saturday 19 July 2014 13:38

that sounds really cool and fun, plus he probably cares a lot about you if he put in the effort to borrow it and ride it all the way to your house.

jh921971 10

Saturday 19 July 2014 13:44

Now that's dedication!

superdom 12

Saturday 19 July 2014 14:56

That's so cute at least he cares

firelava 12

Saturday 19 July 2014 15:04

you don't need a car to be Happy together, you shouldn't judge him for it. Where's *your* car OP? Material possessions shouldn't matter in love.

TeacherTeacher 11

Saturday 19 July 2014 15:28

Was he planning on stopping along the way to mow a few lawns to pay for the date?

IFallEyes 4

Saturday 19 July 2014 16:08

That sounds kind of nice. He's trying with what hes got.

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