Love: Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted...

By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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You deserved it 43 681

By firstdategoals - 08/06/2015 03:35 - United States

Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML

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You deserved it 3 883

By aireeahna - 20/05/2016 06:04 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 132

You deserved it 1 096

By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 199

You deserved it 6 592

By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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You deserved it 5 717

By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 137

You deserved it 128

By nolove4me - 29/06/2011 20:41 - United States

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

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You deserved it 3 971

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom picked my ex-boyfriend up early from school to take him to see a special screening of a documentary that's showing in town. She left me after school for an hour and a half because they ended up going out for coffee afterwards. FML

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You deserved it 2 693

By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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You deserved it 159

Full support

By dumpedchick - 25/06/2009 02:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 436

You deserved it 3 656

Lillith_fml 5

Monday 10 August 2009 1:02

an ex is an ex for a reason ;)

Tubasaurus 0

Monday 10 August 2009 1:11

I have a feeling that only one side thought that this night was a date.

Comments

Sah_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 1:02

lmao

Andrieux_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 1:07

No. No, you aren't.

genius_man16 0

Monday 10 August 2009 1:51

I was thinking the same thing. He obviously didn't think it was a date, so YDI for thinking it was and getting mad when it wasn't. Plus, he's an ex for a reason is he not?

dikinass 0

Monday 10 August 2009 3:06

CCCCCOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yamba_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 4:02

YDI for not TALKING TO HIM ABOUT WHAT YOU'D BE DOING

KumoFF7 3

Monday 10 August 2009 4:05

YDI for mugging homeless children.

troller_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 4:47

YDI for causng global warming. Al gore: 1 You: 0

humorizer 14

Monday 10 August 2009 4:58

I feel compelled to congratulate you trolls on your determination!

MisterHenry 0

Monday 10 August 2009 7:42

YDI for having a boyfriend who has friends.

TheSuitGuy 0

Monday 10 August 2009 7:59

YDI for not stealing his friend's truck.

Aniland 2

Monday 10 August 2009 17:53

YDI. You were probably the only person who assumed that it was a date.

dikinass 0

Friday 14 August 2009 4:07

@humorizer suck my ****

happyhak 5

Friday 11 June 2010 18:48

@dikinass, You should probably grow one first

Lillith_fml 5

Monday 10 August 2009 1:02

an ex is an ex for a reason ;)

shortypie 3

Monday 10 August 2009 6:24

She should read He's Just Not That Into You!

Yin_Yang92 0

Monday 10 August 2009 7:51

Haha, I second #61's motion!

aubrey1 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:49

I approve it(: motion passed:P

manoverboard 0

Monday 10 August 2009 1:09

Wonder why he's your ex. :o

Tubasaurus 0

Monday 10 August 2009 1:11

I have a feeling that only one side thought that this night was a date.

angeluv_2014 22

Saturday 22 June 2013 13:25

My thoughts exactly

chocoLIFE_fml 2

Monday 10 August 2009 1:12

haha poor you XD

spatan89 0

Monday 10 August 2009 1:15

are you saying he's your ex now because of this FML or was he already an ex before this FML?! Hmmm...

CyclonePsycho 1

Monday 10 August 2009 3:19

This is a very serious question to consider. Was he your ex before or after?

dimkims 0

Monday 10 August 2009 4:15

I'm thinking he was an ex at the time from the way it's worded, but I could be wrong.

Andyangels27 0

Monday 10 August 2009 1:19

what a badass and asshole

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 10 August 2009 1:20

DAMN FML KEPT SAYING MY COMMENT DIDN'T EXIST WHEN I TRIED TO EDIT... I meant "guys'," not "guy's." As in, no girls allowed except hookers.

bbbbbbb89 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 9:16

it doesnt

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:20

It appears every now and then. I should rrrreally stop trying to post when FML is being retarded.

ilg4evr 0

Monday 10 August 2009 1:25

why would u get back with him? he was obviously an ex for a reason. that's your fault for giving him the opportunity to be an asshole

RichYungReverse 0

Monday 10 August 2009 1:25

in my eyes he treated you like one of his friends. idk if this is an FYL Or YDI because who knows why yall broke up, which is what i'd base my decision on either way ex's shouldn't date.

chlorinegreen 27

Monday 4 February 2013 4:38

I wouldn't send my friend home right before going to a party while I had getting supplies and talking about it all day while my friend was there. How mean.