Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was putting baby powder on my bare ass, when...

By ManderDander - 05/09/2015 18:48 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend was putting baby powder on my bare ass, when his dad walked into the room, casually set a laundry basket next to the bed, and walked out like nothing happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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By 081013 - 02/03/2013 07:23 - United States - Columbus

Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/05/2019 12:00

Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML

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Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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By jane smith - 01/07/2010 12:11 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Sunday 6 September 2015 17:09

And you were letting him because?

Silver7827 14

Sunday 6 September 2015 17:09

As far as he would like to know, nothing did happen

Comments

sammiixoxo 12

Sunday 6 September 2015 21:22

When will people learn to lock the door? If you don't have one go buy one.

punmessiah 28

Sunday 6 September 2015 21:33

I'm not sure how I feel about this

Arkajion 14

Sunday 6 September 2015 21:45

*Dad walks in* "Nothing unusual here." * Dad walks out."

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 6 September 2015 21:48

Sometimes it's better left alone not asking

alex_jaguara 32

Sunday 6 September 2015 22:12

All fetishes are strange but that one is funny.

rainbowsylveon 9

Sunday 6 September 2015 22:22

Probably figured he'd avoid making the situation any more awkward than it already was.

mimoni 5

Sunday 6 September 2015 22:40

this just raises so many questions

emi_alejandra 23

Sunday 6 September 2015 22:51

Maybe next time you should lock the door

AwkwardKarma 18

Sunday 6 September 2015 23:30

GrumpyGrinch 23

Sunday 6 September 2015 23:41

Apart from "lock the door" everything else is as ok as can be. The normal and intended use of baby powder is just that - on bare ass. It would be strange if used different, like over clothes of sniffed.