By Helseac - 17/12/2018 03:00

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Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML
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ViviMage 38

Poop so good! C'mon baby make me poop so good! Sometimes love doesn't feel like it should, 'cuz baby I poop so good!

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bass_ftp 12

If this is the worst part of your relationship you’re doing pretty good.

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fde2blknimout 18

Get a strap on or use your finger

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Mungolikecandy 19

Maybe he is straining when he is having sex?

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ViviMage 38

Poop so good! C'mon baby make me poop so good! Sometimes love doesn't feel like it should, 'cuz baby I poop so good!

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Itsbeenalong 5

You should familiarise yourself with iglooing. Seems like your husband would enjoy it.

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bass_ftp 12

If this is the worst part of your relationship you’re doing pretty good.

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tipsyone 22

He is probably bi! Try penetrating him

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JanaTheWolf 15

Yaaay, I'm not the only one :) Mine, too. You know what they say... a good poop in the morning is a thousand times better than sex :) (here I am hoping that people will understand my sarcasm/irony/whatever)

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