Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and...

By loserllamalick - 07/10/2013 14:32 - United States - Rochester

Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Humpday - 29/05/2016 21:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By C. Kronick - 11/02/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML

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By StudMuffinette - 18/07/2011 19:40 - United States

Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML

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By workaholic - 15/02/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2014 01:22 - United States - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 7 October 2013 18:54

I don't believe women should be required to shave. If they want to, fine, but the whole stigma against going natural is well...unnatural.

SparkleFace 14

Monday 7 October 2013 18:58

Why us she getting so much hate for this. It's her body. She shouldn't be required to shave.

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rebel501 4

Tuesday 8 October 2013 8:54

What kinda dog is it? Lol please don't say newfoundland.

samaraperez 7

Tuesday 8 October 2013 14:47

i can relate to this sometimes i am a slacker lol

Fou_Lou 20

Tuesday 8 October 2013 15:34

Community pressured shaving is really really stupid and pretty lame. Its a personal choice and people should keep that in mind. And finding shaved / not shaved bodys attractive also is a personal subjective opinion. If you dont wanna shave dont feel forced to.

shaewood 0

Tuesday 8 October 2013 16:31

It is also pretty standard for men to trim up a little "down there" these days. We sure don't do that for ourselves. So to say that only men pressure women to shave things is rediculous. "I'm not going down there again until you take care of that"....those words have been said to me.

Diifab 5

Tuesday 8 October 2013 22:16

ugh, *in cleavelands voice* You naaaaasssty.

sugarbear0727 19

Wednesday 9 October 2013 0:19

My bf rubbed my leg when I hadn't shaved for four days and it creeped him out big time. I just laughed.

burritosrgood 12

Wednesday 9 October 2013 5:23

HAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaha...ha...hahaha...OH GOD HAHAHAHAHA- I- I mean, sorry about that...

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Wednesday 9 October 2013 7:05

Don't shave if you don't want to. You should ask him to try shaving his legs every day for a week so he'll know what it feels like. Don't force him, of course, but simply telling him that might make something click in his head. Sometimes I think they don't really think about it until they put themselves in our shoes.