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By thunder thighs - 11/02/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

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Same thing different taste

By porkythighs - 27/12/2009 14:19 - Singapore

Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML

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Called out but accurate

By brittbrat4 - 05/07/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

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He bangs the drums

By PhilDavisDied? - 30/09/2010 10:33 - France

Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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What's that sound?

By Ihavethickthighs - 07/09/2017 16:00

Today, and for the past week, my boyfriend joined me on my walks. He's recently gotten into photography and is now intent on tracking down a rare bird that he never sees but always hears. I don't have the heart to tell him that it's the sound of my thighs rubbing together. FML

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Weirdo alert!

By CuteFeeties - 07/08/2022 18:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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By Wtf - 03/11/2015 22:06

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

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By tjcl - 28/11/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others' eyes in the moonlight after not having seen each other for a week. I thought he was going to say "I love you" and pull me in for a kiss. Instead, he said, "Since you can’t drive, we should get one of those two seater bicycles." FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Lou_Briccant 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 8:03

I love all the people telling her to lose weight and she deserve it because she's fat. Really? Is it me, or does it seem that we're going back into the 50s where women are being treated lesser than men? ******' people man, need to grow up.

RomanianLover 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 5:38

Wow, That's all I can think to say. Guys like that aren't worth it.

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RomanianLover 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 5:38

Wow, That's all I can think to say. Guys like that aren't worth it.

coldblood 4

Friday 4 June 2010 20:46

first reply to number 1!!!!! lol I'm surprised noone did. be funnier!!!

Tektite 14

Sunday 10 July 2011 4:26

LOL @ tardo above.. but anyway.. that sucks OP. you need a new boyfriend.

sleepywaterpony 5

Monday 4 June 2012 3:56

Slap his face. You know, for the ripples.

Spencer_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 7:06

That's not always a bad thing, did he say it with a smile like it was cute? I'd think it was cute.

blah_blah_shity 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 7:50

jerk my boyfriend does that too and im a size one! its still annoying!!

cadillacgal79 32

Friday 29 August 2014 17:22

Nobody cares what size you are.

Lou_Briccant 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 8:03

Kielnmsoftly 26

Wednesday 31 December 2014 4:27

Guys are treated the same way but we're looked down upon for saying it. Not saying she deserved it, and she didn't, but men aren't treated better than women. Widespread sexism isn't nearly as big of a problem anymore. Just some assholes like the guy from the post.

XandraHart 15

Thursday 6 August 2015 20:21

She's not even necessarily fat either. I'm fit trim and athletic, but my thigh still ripples when I tap it.

RebeccaRFT 18

Sunday 17 January 2016 2:10

Why is it that people only defend the posts from girls that hint they're fat? Like all the posts from guys are just called fat losers if they complain, but if a girl is told to lose weight, it's called sexism. Give me a break.