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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By NothowIimaginedmyday - 03/10/2015 04:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML

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By Rednbumpy - 18/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was getting ready to meet my boyfriend. We haven't seen each other in a month so I decided to shave my body hair, even though I have really sensitive skin and usually end up getting rashes after a few days. His flight got cancelled and he won't be back for another two days. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By Foxy0706 - 10/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML

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Cupcaken 0

Monday 8 February 2010 12:12

I think that sounds AWESOME!

Kathy24 0

Monday 8 February 2010 12:12

haha that's so funny! That sounds like something my fiancée would do!! lol

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raerae2gurl 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 21:31

HI THIS HER FRIEND

adaliapeace 3

Tuesday 27 April 2010 20:47

Handlebar mustaches = win. If you didn't tell him that you didn't like him having facial hair, then you deserved it. And from the sounds of it, you didn't.

yukonesian 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 1:00

hahahahaha FTW!!

ZombieKitteh 8

Friday 9 July 2010 8:53

*GASP* is THAT why I can't get a girl!?

bunker_382 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 15:44

I don't mind my boyfriend shaven or clean cut, but he did the same thing to me. He joked about it the day before and while I'm at work I get a text that says "if I got a bike, would you ride on the handlebars...? If so, do you want to practice on these?" I scrolled down to a picture of him with handlebars. he did it as a joke to me of course as he promptly shaved off the rest a few hours later. it did give me a good laugh though.