Love: Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by...

By wrongguy - 11/05/2013 23:04 - United States - Raleigh

Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by pulling on my hair. Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me and kissed him. Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way. FML

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By SoVeryMonday - 30/11/2009 18:01 - Canada

Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2018 01:30

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML

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By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 21:29 - Denmark

Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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abhi95 31

Sunday 12 May 2013 10:27

Talk about awkward!

EpicSquishii 21

Sunday 12 May 2013 10:29

Keep it in the family :) The royals did it for centuries, see how that worked out?

Comments

toastedjellybowl 7

Sunday 12 May 2013 19:08

Does it bother you that you quite possibly gave your boyfriends brother a stiffy?

popaacxx 10

Sunday 12 May 2013 19:23

Oh wow! Lol, how you gonna explain that to him?

RecklessLove 18

Sunday 12 May 2013 19:45

I'm pretty sure op didn't mean that their boyfriend yanks their hair out. You can pull someone's hair lightly. As for it being weird for the brother to do it, if you're close enough with your significant other their family becomes your family. Meaning his annoying brother becomes your annoying brother making it somewhat normal that the brother would wake op up like that.

showgirl10 3

Sunday 12 May 2013 20:21

I would be mad if someone besides my boyfriend or immediate family even touched my hair. But maybe that's just me. Now pulling on it? I would return the favor to both of them.... with wax.