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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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Lisa89 3

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:06

so?

GB3500 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:07

he was just tired

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misfitSuperStar 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:26

Amp up the hand and tongue. Bet he won't yawn again!!!

neonveins 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:27

*yawns*

akaashR 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:33

you actually suck dick at sucking dick.. wow

2muchshyt 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 17:00

like I literally lol'ed

holaworld 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:34

next time yawn when he does down on you lol. :)

neonveins 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:36

or better yet, doze off :>

Molord1 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:38

ydi for having an itouch.

misfitSuperStar 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:38

the problem: yawning - the answer: deep throat Easy.

JillianlikesVogu 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:57

You're brilliant.

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:39

hahahah You do suck at sucking.

rachieohbaby 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:39

haha thats kind of embarassing for you.

Igor_g5 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 16:41

#44. You're hot. I love your ****.

Silvyrbug 6

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:39

Omg I call BS! Definitely not her pic I gurantee it.

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