By Ketchup - 22/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML
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Same thing different taste

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it probably died after you "lightly tossed" the damn thing. birds are fragile, you can't just throw them.

What the hell you doing throwing the poor thing?? It would have probably died of shock if your cat hadn't got at it!

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whoisthisgirl 4
KGB90 0

this is one reason why I hate cats.

it can also mean **** the world, lol

Today, I broke my wing. Then some kids tried to convince their mom to let them keep me. They threw me in the air to prove I couldn't fly. When I landed, I was eaten. FML

Why would you throw a bird that cant fly.

Who the **** throws birds? That's terrible.

what could we say, it's part of Darwin's theory.