Health: Thanks

Thanks

By badeats - 22/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 603

You deserved it 9 303

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By special-ingredient - 02/08/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I came home tired and hungry from work. I put my feet up and sat down with a big bowl of chips and salsa. I thought I must have been really hungry because my regular no-name salsa tasted way better than usual. I looked down to examine the jar. Looks like I like the taste of mold. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 033

You deserved it 13 942

By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 282

You deserved it 6 942

Tasty

By souped - 10/12/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 695

You deserved it 42 653

By Magaña.i.am - 16/04/2019 16:00

Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 772

You deserved it 551

Social anxiety

By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 06:00

Today, I was eating at my aunt's place with all my cousins and the salad had little green and alive bugs. I didn't want to cause attention, so I tried to pick some off and just kept eating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 525

You deserved it 719

By brownieswillneverbethesame - 04/09/2011 06:18 - United States

Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 153

You deserved it 2 477

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was making one of those microwavable pizza kits. Realizing I had no crushed red pepper to put on it, my mom suggested using a chili pepper she had dried. Thinking it was a great idea, I cracked it open on my pizza and out popped some fuzzy white mold and two maggots. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 685

You deserved it 258

Fermentation

By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 08:28 - United States

Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 732

You deserved it 40 818

Added spice

By hungry - 06/04/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some Cheez-Its I had in my room. After I'd enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 565

You deserved it 16 940

Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 18:00

Today, I got a package containing a present from my grandma. It was a pack of cookies someone gave her for her birthday, and which no one in the family wanted to take home when she offered, because we all found the cookies disgusting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 457

You deserved it 165

Dogmaw 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:28

They say that Buddha died from eating spoiled meat the home of some Chinese peasants. He felt it would be rude and disrespectful not to eat what they had been kind enough to offer from their limited supplies. If they make a statue of you, I am SO gonna rub your belly.

meeeep 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:15

your grandma hates you..

Comments

andyn 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:09

mmm tasty

slatertheblob 0

Monday 22 June 2009 19:13

i comment on the first comment so many people see my comment i thought id just point out the flaw in the system once again your welcome fml

fmlAllStar7274 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:00

Yes, we all know the "flaw" in the system, cept this is only meant for people to actually RESPOND to what someone is saying. And no, ur not helping ur being a total asshole who thinks that no one else realized this. -_- **** oFF

spazzycre 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 19:16

Wow. ew.

Heelix 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 3:08

Wooo everyone can see my comment! Yeh i once ate biscuits given by my GREAT grandma.... And they had 4 cockroaches in it!!

platypuscatrat 0

Friday 26 June 2009 17:22

YDI for visiting your grandmother.

kristen_lesli 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:20

"Today, I gave my grandchild chips that I had bought especially for this occasion. I guess they weren't very good, because I spent the next 5 hours scubbing puke out of my carpet. FML"

EmmaMarieCullen 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 19:55

actually me and my mom ate ritz crackers that had what we thought were vegitables but were actually ants and we ate like one of the packeges

JScherz28 4

Thursday 26 August 2010 19:03

nice one man

buttercup707 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:09

iTony_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:10

Aww lol old people are funny FYL

vooper 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:11

At least it wasn't grandma fungus cream

meeeep 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:15

your grandma hates you..

thebeefzoosher 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:15

those chips could be sooo ancient.. probably should go see a doctor ASAP!! FYL

khax1696 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:17

hahahahahaha I feel so bad for you I love old people :D

blushy 14

Sunday 15 January 2012 20:33

lol shame, at least you were sweet to your grandma

littlemisslee 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:20

that is wrong. ick!!

smiley_girl 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:21

Thats happened to me to, who new stuff like twizzlers, and nilla wafers EVER expired.... all the good stuff at grandparents' house is. ARn't pld people great?! Haha

kapay 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:22

Semi-similar thing happened to me but not so bad. I went to my aunts house and she offered me a soda I didn't want. I was sipping at it because I wasn't thirsty and then she asks what's wrong? Is it spoiled? Not knowing what she was talking about I checked the expiration date when she turned around. It was two years expired.