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By VCDUDE11FTW - 25/12/2014 09:13 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By badbed - 11/12/2009 17:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML

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By imahater07 - 25/12/2015 06:28

Today, my family decided to break tradition and wake up at midnight to open presents. I didn't find out until I went downstairs to get a glass of water in the middle of the night, and found wrapping paper and empty boxes everywhere. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By wtf bro - 20/05/2015 08:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

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After vacation

By Anonymous - 23/12/2019 18:00

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By junior - 11/04/2010 08:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

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By Now Single - 03/04/2011 08:06 - Reserved

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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Dunmerdude 13

Thursday 25 December 2014 18:46

Maybe they were trying to give you a little brother for Christmas?

aruden 25

Thursday 25 December 2014 18:49

Someone was still getting their stocking stuffed by Santa.

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BigFun76 12

Thursday 25 December 2014 18:54

And in 9 months you will meet the fruits of the labor.

slyronit 3

Thursday 25 December 2014 18:54

Everyone likes to have some Sexe on Christmas ? morning.

cheeeksss 29

Thursday 25 December 2014 19:12

Were you trying to ask a question?

UnidentifiedFun 37

Thursday 25 December 2014 18:55

Or 'peek.'

ilovefall10 21

Thursday 25 December 2014 19:00

What exactly is "sexe"?

NebulaNick 12

Thursday 25 December 2014 19:05

She saw mommy do more than kiss Santa Claus

Exodiafinder687 58

Thursday 25 December 2014 19:07

Toys come and go, but emotional scars last forever.

pjsr 32

Thursday 25 December 2014 19:09

? I saw Mommy ****ing Santa Claus... ?

dawood_k 27

Thursday 25 December 2014 19:13

Present might arrive in 9 months

MELKOZAR 27

Thursday 25 December 2014 19:16

Seems like Santa was being the naughty one!

Makaze 12

Thursday 25 December 2014 19:17

That's what you get for trying to sneak looks at your gifts without your parents getting to see the look of glee on your face.

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