By VCDUDE11FTW - 25/12/2014 09:13 - United States - Lewis Center

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Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML
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Dunmerdude 13

Maybe they were trying to give you a little brother for Christmas?

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aruden 25

Someone was still getting their stocking stuffed by Santa.

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kellyem2 20

Well, there's at least one Christmas carol you'll never be able to listen to again.

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vdaymassacre 1

You cannot expect parents to simply forgo having sex with kids in the house. Everyone would be an only child. When the kids are in bed the fun can begin! Or lock the bathroom/bedroom door during the day! If parents could only do it when there's no one else in the house they would have to wait for the entire Christmas break to be over, which is a ridiculous thing to ask for. Parents who want to make love should do it frequently and in fun places. It helps keep the spark alive.

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sickmyduckplz 2

All I want for Xmas is the sudden case of short term Amnesia x_X

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IATEACLOCK 3

I woke up early too. I walk out the door being careful to be quiet so I wouldn't wake my parents. I could hear my parents having sex in their bedroom. I'm 13 and scarred for life.

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alex101676 8

I bet that's the last time you'll try to get a sneak peak on Christmas. you got more of a sneak peak then you bargained for.

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PixelPokey 12

might I recommend some eye bleach and holy water

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vastibetoocool 8

Well...looks like Santa isn't done giving presents yet?

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