Intimacy: Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at... - FML

By VCDUDE11FTW - 25/12/2014 09:13 - United States - Lewis Center

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Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By badbed - 11/12/2009 17:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML

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By imahater07 - 25/12/2015 06:28

Today, my family decided to break tradition and wake up at midnight to open presents. I didn't find out until I went downstairs to get a glass of water in the middle of the night, and found wrapping paper and empty boxes everywhere. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By wtf bro - 20/05/2015 08:45 - Australia - Canberra

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Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

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After vacation

By Anonymous - 23/12/2019 18:00

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Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By junior - 11/04/2010 08:11 - United States

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Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

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By Now Single - 03/04/2011 08:06 - Reserved

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Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

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Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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Dunmerdude 13

Thursday 25 December 2014 18:46

Maybe they were trying to give you a little brother for Christmas?

aruden 25

Thursday 25 December 2014 18:49

Someone was still getting their stocking stuffed by Santa.

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boogie36 2

Tuesday 30 December 2014 18:42

did you see daddy's north pole... was mommy bend over taking in daddy's north pole... you are now ****** up for life... lmfao... hope you enjoyed the images...hahaha

ProfaneTank 2

Thursday 1 January 2015 20:22

"now remember, Buddy. sneak peak does not mean look at your Christmas presents early."

BigBaby337 6

Monday 4 May 2015 10:25

you cannot be mad, they were giving each other their gifts!!!

imhope 23

Wednesday 22 July 2015 1:17

Sounds like your parents had a good Christmas

guttedbrit 26

Wednesday 16 September 2015 20:25

Although that image will be burned onto your brain forever, at least your family are happy and very much together during the holidays and that's always something to make you happy :)

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