Transportation, Drunk, Job interview and Cops: Reported

Reported

By bubblzzz - 21/06/2019 16:01

Today, my father called the cops saying I stole his car. It's my car, but his name is on the title. Why did he report it stolen? Because rather than taking him to a bar and being his designated driver, I went to a job interview. FML

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By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML

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Heist

By Bobo - 11/10/2022 10:00

Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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Drunken antics

By DevilsTemptation - 29/08/2019 02:01 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

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Caught

By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 10:57 - Ukraine - Donetsk

Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML

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By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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By brokeasajoke - 11/11/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML

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Reported

By Littlebigben - 19/07/2017 05:00

Today, I found a cellphone. I went through the contacts and called the one listed as "Dad" to inform them I could leave it at a cash register of the store I found it in, or take it to the police station so they could pick it up. They then called the police, insisting I stole it. FML

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Darebearius 7

Friday 21 June 2019 16:28

It's not your car unless your name is on the title. I know it sucks that your dad did that. I recommend you get that title switched to your name ASAP. No matter the situation, your dad will always win the case if your car is in his name.

Emiweb 9

Friday 21 June 2019 19:23

Though the others are right, you need to change the name over, it's still such a waste of police time and resources. Hope they fine him.

Comments

Darebearius 7

Friday 21 June 2019 16:28

RichardPencil 30

Friday 21 June 2019 17:16

Why did you go for a job interview when you already work as a chauffeur? I’ll bet you get to drink all the free soda you want! Sweet!

Emiweb 9

Friday 21 June 2019 19:23

Though the others are right, you need to change the name over, it's still such a waste of police time and resources. Hope they fine him.

Sinshine 28

Friday 21 June 2019 23:34

How could you? Respect the man and drive him around. He raised you and spent all that money and time on you and... oh no nevermind. That's other people on here.

baristalbc 18

Sunday 23 June 2019 0:37

An important part of the role of a parent is to know when and how to let go. If this kid refused to drive his dad around because s/he wanted to party, that would be one thing. But s/he is trying to get a job, be responsible, and grow into his/her own. As a parent, that should take priority. For dad not to understand that show he doesn’t deserve to be blindly followed and obeyed.

Charlie Given 26

Saturday 22 June 2019 1:00

Wow isn't your dad a piece of trash 😠

Mungolikecandy 19

Saturday 22 June 2019 10:10

Why is his name on the title if it is your car?

baristalbc 18

Sunday 23 June 2019 0:32

Not your car. Doesn’t matter if you paid for it, gas it up, maintain it...if someone else holds the title, it’s NOT your car. And if the owner rescinds his permission for you to drive it or possess it, you are S.O.L. Sucks. Sorry.