Miscellaneous: Today, my brother asked me how to block someone on Facebook....

By Anonymous - 20/01/2014 21:16 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, my brother asked me how to block someone on Facebook. Seeing as how my brother never asks me for anything, I took this opportunity to help him. He then blocked me. FML

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By yeah_im_mad_bro - 24/09/2011 00:32 - Canada

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

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By KayKay - 23/09/2016 06:33 - United States - Ware

Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML

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Mixed signals

By Leota - 15/08/2011 16:20 - United States

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

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You deserved it 13 062

By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

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By thanksfyi - 02/07/2011 21:51 - Norway

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 02:33 - United States - North Little Rock

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML

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Thanks for your help

By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 20:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after sacrificing multiple weekends to help my kid brother with his various projects, I asked him to help me with one of mine. He nearly blew up at the thought of losing an evening of his free time on a simple task, so I postponed it to later, which means never. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By msmusiclover7 - 27/02/2010 15:58 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML

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Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 21 January 2014 0:41

If he asks for your help to find a place to hide a dead body, for God's sake, DON'T HELP HIM!

tygerarmy 35

Tuesday 21 January 2014 0:36

Nothing like the love a sibling.

Comments

flashback_fml 14

Tuesday 21 January 2014 1:35

What kind of idiot couldn't figure that out

rosenkrieger223 21

Tuesday 21 January 2014 12:01

OP's brother, apparently.

Edumcg 24

Wednesday 22 January 2014 0:17

Maybe he knew how to block someone but wanted OP to know he was going to block someone so OP would be curious about who he was going to block just to find out it was OP :)

JMichael 25

Tuesday 21 January 2014 1:42

Take a video of him singing in the shower and post it on Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter.

weveallbeenthere 30

Tuesday 21 January 2014 2:13

good one. now go back into his account and open it for everyone to see. ( put pictures of kittens and rainbows all over his page.)

kumarina 35

Tuesday 21 January 2014 2:31

Your brother is an ass, sorry OP

rmrzmn 8

Tuesday 21 January 2014 2:38

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 21 January 2014 2:47

Wtf is up with all the downvotes on 95% of the comments?!

skipper2009 18

Tuesday 21 January 2014 2:56

Everyone must be in a bad mood today.

xMykiss 11

Tuesday 21 January 2014 8:42

I giggled at that but it must be true

pussymonster_xx 8

Tuesday 21 January 2014 3:04

You should've figured, especially if he's younger than you or close I'm age. I have my brother blocked cause i think he'd snitch on what i do. Still, ydi.

mikbrooke 25

Tuesday 21 January 2014 14:59

if you think your brother would snitch on what you are doing, you probably shouldnt be doing it. or at the very least, not posting it in a public forum.

Axel5238 29

Tuesday 21 January 2014 19:15

Don't know how this isn't pretty common knowledge by now, but people gotta stop posting certain things on social media drunk pictures, pictures of pot, half naked photos, how much of a mess you were that weekend ect... It can get you in trouble, and employers will search you and if they find a photo album of drunk pictures or a ton of stuff related to 420 and other dumb stuff you aren't gonna get hired. Also more than likely that stuff will get passed around and come back to bite you. An entire generation growing up having grown up never knowing a time with out the internet still doesn't realize you can be held accountable for what you put post.