Miscellaneous: Today, my brother asked me how to block someone on Facebook....

By Anonymous - 20/01/2014 21:16 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, my brother asked me how to block someone on Facebook. Seeing as how my brother never asks me for anything, I took this opportunity to help him. He then blocked me. FML

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You deserved it 7 603

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By yeah_im_mad_bro - 24/09/2011 00:32 - Canada

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 210

You deserved it 5 467

By KayKay - 23/09/2016 06:33 - United States - Ware

Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 403

You deserved it 1 377

Mixed signals

By Leota - 15/08/2011 16:20 - United States

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 222

You deserved it 13 063

By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 072

You deserved it 3 467

By thanksfyi - 02/07/2011 21:51 - Norway

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 545

You deserved it 4 610

By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 02:33 - United States - North Little Rock

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 609

You deserved it 2 069

Thanks for your help

By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 20:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after sacrificing multiple weekends to help my kid brother with his various projects, I asked him to help me with one of mine. He nearly blew up at the thought of losing an evening of his free time on a simple task, so I postponed it to later, which means never. FML

I agree, your life sucks 911

You deserved it 117

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 528

You deserved it 64 338

By msmusiclover7 - 27/02/2010 15:58 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 611

You deserved it 3 589

Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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You deserved it 8 481

perdix 29

Tuesday 21 January 2014 0:41

If he asks for your help to find a place to hide a dead body, for God's sake, DON'T HELP HIM!

tygerarmy 35

Tuesday 21 January 2014 0:36

Nothing like the love a sibling.

Comments

BreadstickFTW 7

Tuesday 21 January 2014 0:35

Outplayed.

mallu86 9

Tuesday 21 January 2014 3:33

No. He's just being a little bitch.

FangirlingAlways 14

Tuesday 21 January 2014 4:15

Little brothers are always little bitches. Atleast my brother is.

adrianh1090 12

Tuesday 21 January 2014 4:39

Social life and family are two things that MUST be separated.

RinkuTheHero 13

Tuesday 21 January 2014 6:00

People have been known to get into a lot of shit over ghe things they post on facebook. If he's under 18 then his family should check his facebook for things he's not supposed to do and tell him that shit doesn't fly.

GEBEH 14

Tuesday 21 January 2014 10:58

C-C-C-Combobreaker!

rockne93 17

Tuesday 21 January 2014 0:36

You win some, you lose some

theaaxis 27

Tuesday 21 January 2014 16:55

Why is this thumbed down? o.O

JMichael 25

Tuesday 21 January 2014 17:23

Because the FML community is a harsh one.

tygerarmy 35

Tuesday 21 January 2014 0:36

Nothing like the love a sibling.

qyka1210 12

Tuesday 21 January 2014 0:57

Except the love a mother

mallu86 9

Tuesday 21 January 2014 3:19

#21 what are you talking about?

ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

Tuesday 21 January 2014 7:01

Honestly how is it a "FML" if someone blocks you on Facebook?

rosenkrieger223 21

Tuesday 21 January 2014 11:54

#53, it's not just that he was blocked, it's the fact that his brother asked him to show him how to block people, only to find out that he's the one his brother wanted to block. Normally, getting blocked on Facebook isn't FML-worthy, but the way it happened in this case is. Mostly because he was being nice to his brother by helping him, just to be shit on by said brother in the end.

TXFernwoods 26

Tuesday 21 January 2014 0:37

Hah! Sucker!

shortunbiased 6

Tuesday 21 January 2014 0:37

Smart kid, should have seen it coming

jazzy_123 20

Tuesday 21 January 2014 1:11

yeah OP's brother probably has something to hide. I'm assuming he's in his teen years? Either way, I would think there's something fishy.

Zebediabolical 39

Tuesday 21 January 2014 6:59

Or he's just sick of getting stupid posts from other people's facebook games.

koalabear_55 11

Tuesday 21 January 2014 0:37

He beat you to it, may the rivalry continue

oj101 33

Tuesday 21 January 2014 0:37

Why would you want to see his profile anyway/he sees yours? Unless you're very close in age, and share the same friendship group. There is such a thing as a healthy distance.